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Intelligent Design sayeth: Goddidit.

So really, all that’s left to explain is what you did to piss off God.

Come on, don’t be shy. Ceiling cat already knows.

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Obviously, the universe is precognitively anticipating how many times you’ll say fuck and punishing you for it. Why are you so mean to the universe?

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Dash Magnum said on February 12th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

From my personal empirical data, I find that the count for “fuck” has been surpassed by the count for the word “shit”.

Revised hypothesis: “shit” is easier to say through clenched, chattering teeth.

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My personal axiom is that the colder it is, the fewer words it takes to express the sentiment.

Cold: “Dang, it’s cold.”

Really cold: “Jesus Christ!”

Oxygen-freezing cold: “FUCK!”

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