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DILTON IS!

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I’m not sure we were ever told what exactly the Archie-Life Equation is, exactly.

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K. McAleese said on January 26th, 2009 at 10:13 am

In retrospect,they should’ve appreciated Dilton’s mind more and said “I see anus” less.

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Sage Freehaven said on January 26th, 2009 at 10:37 am

“the Archie-Life Equation”

Dammit, now I want to see MGK do a story based on that one phrase.

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Wait wait wait, if they’ve got six billion eyes, then wouldn’t it follow that they’ve got six billion hands as well?

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Mad Scientist said on January 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am

No no no — they didn’t call Dilton ‘four-eyes’ for nothing, you see…

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Illuyankas said on January 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am

@Bitsy: It’s one fist they’re each making.

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Well that’s just silly. It’d be more ergonomically effective to use both fists to crush resistances.

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So, does this make Bingo Wilkins mankind’s only hope?

… We’re all gonna die, aren’t we?

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Anyone who wants to drop a link to some context for those of us who don’t read monthlies would become my new best friend.

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I think a Finals Crisis is better.

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um, “I see three billion anuses?”

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[…] And Mightygodking improves Final Crisis […]

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Why do I get the distinct feeling that Final Crisis will have all the actual finality of the Final Fantasy series.

Nothing makes me facepalm more than thinking of the phrase “Final Fantasy series”

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Yeah, it really lacks the ring of “PENULTIMATE FANTASY”… on the other hand…

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Yeah, it really lacks the ring of “PENULTIMATE FANTASY”… on the other hand…

Isn’t that a feature in Penthouse?

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Final Fantasy was originally so called because Square was going out of business- it was only called that because they thought it was going to be their final product.

Of course, it was so successful it saved the company. And demanded sequels.

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I have facepalmed and slammed my head against my keyboard at the same time.

Thank you.

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All it lacks is the scene where Dilton actually works out the Anti-Life Equation, solving it on a blackboard. “Hmmm, fear times worthlessness times hatred … yep, it all checks out.”

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Anyone care to tell me what this is about?

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[…] “WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO CRUSH YOUR RESISTANCE” “IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS!” “WHEN I STARE INTO YOUR EYES AND SHATTER YOUR DREAMS AND BREAK YOUR HEART” “IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES!” -Aw, this is the only version of it you need to see […]

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