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CandidGamera said on March 18th, 2009 at 9:14 am

For the second one :

“Use your jodhpurs, try and glide to the ground!”

Or :

“Let’s see if we can hear his shirt all the way down!”

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1 Left:
You said it was Hawaiian shirt day, Jack! But I’ll change. Let me change!

1 Right:
Sorry Bill. You know Mister Gortman takes the dress code very seriously. For God’s sake, my job is Dress Code Enforcer. What other ranch even has that position?

2:
It sure is a lonely life. *sigh* Well now that Judy is single I guess I’ll see what she’s doing tonight.

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For the first one:
Guy 1: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DON’T EVEN-
Guy 2: “Damn you and your gaudy Hawaiian shirt! REAL cowboys where suits!

Panel 2:
“Hope you like Pina Colada IN HELL.

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For the second one:

“It’s not the fall, it’s the landing.”

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Which GTA is this one?

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HAWAIIAN SHIRT GUY: You’re going for his gun, but I got the drop on you! Eat lead, you–NNGH! I’VE been shot? How?

OTHER GUY: You didn’t count on one thing–IT’S OPPOSITE DAY! I was trying to NOT bump into your horse!

OTHER GUY: The force of the gunshot knocked you over the cliff–AND the International Date Line! Opposite Day is OVER…for YOU!

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Ok one more.

1L. Global warming is real. I have made many observations that will demonstrate…
1R. Your methods use faulty logic. I cannot allow you to teach our children your voodoo science.
2. You work on real proof while I demonstrate gravity. Now there’s science we can all believe in.

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1
“Here is a bullet for you!”
“Sweep the leg, Charger! sweep the leg!”

2
“LOLZ”

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1. “You can’t have it! I earned that bonus!”
“Cuomo wants you dead or alive, pal.”

2. “That’s the last of the AIG gang. Who’s next, Kudlow or Cramer?”

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Hoping this works:

[IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2089/bumperhorse.th.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4627/bumperhorse2.th.jpg[/IMG]

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Ugh. Not even a little bit. I managed to link the thumbnails, and the image tag isn’t enabled anyway. Or I’m just dumb and don’t know what this supports. Anyway:

1A: Ha! I got you!
1B: Toy guns are the best!

2: But this carousel leaves something to be desired.

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Illuyankas said on March 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Left: CURSE YOU, GRANITEGUN GHOST! You’ve petrified my horse!
Right: Let’s hope you both have a CRACKING time at the bottom!

Bottom: Wait, what the hell is wrong with your thighs? And when did I dismount?

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A1: The alien probes! I can still feel the probes!

A2: Anus-clenching the saddlehorn won’t save you!

B: Sic transit gloria hawaii!

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1. “You scum! I told you I was riding the cyan grey horse to the posse! Surely, we will both appear super gay to the other vigilantes.”
“You’re the one wearing a tweed suit! How will you fit in with the rest of us frontiersmen!”

2. this will teach you never wear director pants in my presence, Jenkins.

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#1

“Safe!”

“Out!”

~ Pickup Pony baseball goes horribly wrong. ~

#2

“Should’ve opted for the parachute pants, twerp!”

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ALSO, for the second:

“Greg! The key to flying is falling and missing the ground!”

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Odd King said on March 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

#2
That’s right, buddy: I before E, especially after cliff.

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1.
Yellow/Red Guy: I don’t think it’s sexist for women in comics to scream “Aiiee!” and I will shoot at anyone who disagrees!

Blue Guy: It’s sexist because men in comics don’t scream like that! Horse, express my displeasure with his viewpoint!

2.
Blue Guy: I was wrong! Oh, if only there were a medium in which we could have resolved our argument with harmless name-calling and strawmen!

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Oh, and I like really like Odd King’s.

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Why is the cowboy that gets murdered wearing a shirt covered in Canadian flags?

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First:
— The SHIRT, the GUN, the RED LIGHT! What MORE… ?
SORRY, mate, DIDN’T SEE you.

Second:
— Get some PERSPECTIVE!

Second, alternative:
— That’s détente, comrade.

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Panel 1 –

Man in shirt: “Jesus! Stuntman, what the hell? STOP! You’re gonna knock us both off th-”

Stuntman: “RED-HEADED CRISPIN GLOVER WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMAZING SHIRT”

Panel 2 –

Stuntman – “OW WHY BAD GUN FIRE REAL BULLETS OOPS HE DIE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED WARDROBE LADY CAROL”

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For the second one:

A fitting end for his kind… Papa spank!

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Oh, and for the first:

Hawaiian Shirt Guy: “Is this about what I said on the boat?”

Armani Suit Guy (in big ol’ fuck-off letters): “Yup.”

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