Many heroes would have trouble, were they attacked by a giant vicious attack rabbit.
However, Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog has a plan for moments exactly such as these. This is the beginning of plan #3,851. The ending of this plan has been censored by the appropriate authorities.
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“Rex doesn’t stand a chance!”
Either this punk has just met RexTMFWD, or he is relentlessly, cripplingly stupid. A giant rabbit as a threat to Rex? Really?
He may think differently after seeing the awesome doilies that Rex can make out of giant rabbit viscera.
Look in the second panel. Look at Rex’s head. See that angle? See where he’s aiming his deadly focus? Straight at those lagomorph gonads. Rex fights to win, motherfuckers.
Who the fuck is this kid talking to?
Length of the legs looks more like a hare to me.
Fun fact: According to Badass of the Week the Honey Badger has been documented as killing male Lions by tearing off their scrotums.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzv32OYedEs
Of course he has a plan of attack! He’s the Goddamn Motherfucking Wonder Dog!
To be fair I’m pretty sure the guy in that story had met Rex mere minutes ago.
Fun factoid, same guy from Imaginative Insanity.
Who is speaking in the second panel? Is it that fern?
Comics need more vicious giant attack rabbits.
And more Rex, natch. 😉
Take note. Any time you’re threatened by someone three times your size, the proper response is to move forward and down.
Yeah, I go for the easy joke. Low hanging fruit isn’t any less sweet.
[i]…so to speak![/i]
HAR HAR HAR!
And this is the help they needed in Night of the Lupus, Rex TMFWD.
Night of the Lepus, you mean? Night of the Lupus sounds like Dr. House’s worst nightmare.
Yeah, I know he’s Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog, but I do have doubts as to how he’d do against Bill the Just Your Average Ordinary Honey Badger.
Actually, Rex taught the honey badgers all their skills.
What’s up now, Doc?
The censored part of the plan involves the rabbit’s lounge singer wife.
After this Rex has to answer the five questions (Three questions!) three questions asked by the Old Man from Scene 24…
The answer to all of them?
Ripped out throat.
Rex is a wee bit tired of Holy Grail references.
And really, good a movie as that is, who can blame him?
All this reminds me.
Hey, MGK, have you seen the video of one of Rex’s bastard offspring fighting a police car yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9D9f_ySvkA&feature=player_embedded