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I knew Inception was possible because I’d done it to my wife…my blow-up wife.

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Die Macher said on November 16th, 2010 at 9:29 am

“That fucker has parked his car illegally on the corner for the LAST GODDAMN TIME. I am now going to go kick his ass LITERALLY four ways from Sunday!”

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I am so so so so so sorry for this:

“The cake is a lie!”

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“So you see, Archie, NOW, you’ll be able to stare at my butt and grope yourself, WITHOUT having to hunch your back and damage your posture.”

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“You get high your way, I’ll get high my way.”

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Don’t ask questions: it’s STEAMPUNK!

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“Veteran or not, Archie, I need these more than you do.”

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“I believe it was YOU who said: ‘Shortest guy has to blow Weatherbee’! Who’s laughing NOW, Andrews?”

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“True geniuses are never appreciated in their own lifetime. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an R-Rated movie to catch…”

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“I’m finally tall enough to do Moose standing up!”

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Go Go Gadget Dr. Scholl’s!

Strange graffiti superhero combo sighted in Miami:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/opposites-attract/

Freakish.

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“Now all I have to do is find a pair of bell bottoms. Then they’ll HAVE to let me on that roller coaster!”

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Ok, I’m gonna go get my Splendorman costume – be right back!

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“Veronica mentioned yesterday that she has a foot fetish. Say hello to the new MAYOR OF MUFFINTOWN!!!! OH YEAH, THAH BIG ‘D’ BE HITTIN’ THAT TONITE!!!”

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No longer am I a disproportionate tripod.

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lance lunchmeat said on November 16th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

“Hey Archie, I heard you like walking, so I put shoes on your shoes, so you can walk while you walk!”

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DistantFred said on November 16th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

“Ha! Let’s see Frank Castle try and kill the NEW STILTMAN!”

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“As God is my witness, I will PROVE that a white man can jump!”

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“The days of Dilton Doily’s ignominy and marginalization are OVER. Now the is the Age…of STILTON.”

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Also now the is the time for an edit button, apparently.

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solid snake said on November 16th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

At last Archie, you will no longer have to bend over .

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Beware the WHEELERS, Arch!

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GoatToucher said on November 16th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

“You’ll see, Archie: This will be the greatest Carnevale Riverdale has ever seen!”

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“Gotta run, Arch. Gonna kill some giraffes in the head with my finger gun.”

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“Who’s strapping on twelve inches now?”

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GoatToucher said on November 16th, 2010 at 11:27 pm

“I’m just going to clean the leaves out of the gutters for my dad. Why do you ask?”

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“See, my parents keep leaving my inhaler on the top shelf. I may look like a jackass, but at least I’m a breathing jackass.”

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“Yeah, Skynet’s getting pretty desperate. Anyway, seen Mr. and Mrs. Connor around lately?”

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“See, this way the filth can’t touch me!”

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cubic_balloon said on November 18th, 2010 at 4:29 am

“Bow down: I am the emperor of dreams;
I crown me with the million-colored sun
Of secret worlds incredible, and take
Their trailing skies for vestment when I soar,
Throned on the mounting zenith, and illume
The spaceward-flown horizons infinite.”

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Jim Caldwell said on November 18th, 2010 at 6:45 am

“Shoes for Industry, comrade!”

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“Betty likes to leave her window open.”

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“Otherwise, it drags on the ground.”

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“Am I on stilts, or do I have a second pair of shoes attached to a horizontal bar that’s 6 feet long? Thanks to perspective, even I’m not sure anymore.”

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“OK, I’ll admit that it’s harder than I’d thought. But I’ll catch that road runner this time!”

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