Huh. I was not aware that the All-Star Squadron had ever clashed with bourgeois Russian farmers. Though I can see how, after the confiscation and mass execution policies prosecuted by Stalin, they might have vowed to gain cosmic powers and destroy the world.
Oh man. I hate when that happens.
That’s Kulak the Cosmic Gynecologist.
Honestly, imagine not knowing about Kulak, especially as he was the villain in a Spider-man PSA comic on the importance of expectant mothers having regular pre-natal check ups.
For the philistines who haven’t read it, Spidey punched Kulak in the golgi complex and stole his mojo so as to help Bolzevik the Cosmic Obstetric Nurse deliver Galacticus’ breach birth.
Getting past the obviously vaginal qualities of it, that heavy inking on the hands really makes them seem intense and weighty and cosmic, doesn’t it? Compared to the rest of the page, they really do look like they’re from another world.
Am too stirred up about Wisconsin to care about giant hands dooming the world when Republicans are doing that already.
are those Superman’s hands from Final Crisis?
Goatse is a super-villain now?
It’s amazing that they know exactly which mighty interdimensional hell-beast is ripping a gigantic hole through the very fabric of the sky just by the hands. If I were Kulak, I would try to disguise my nasty world-destroying hands by at least soaking them in some Palmolive, if not investing in a full-on manicure of some kind. If you’re vain enough to wear a big old cocktail ring like that, you’re vain enough for a Satin Hands treatment from the local cosmic Mary Kay lady. Try harder, Kulak!
The Day The Earth Got Goatsed.
This is exactly what it looked like when I was born.
Ah,but to gauge by the background stuff behind Kulak’s hands, you’re being born into a universe drawn by Ditko. Lots of jittery action awaits.
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
"[O]ne of the funniest bloggers on the planet... I only wish he updated more." -- Popcrunch.com
"By MightyGodKing, we mean sexiest blog in western civilization." -- Jenn
Subscribe in a reader