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Long introspective post interrupted by Improved Archie

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

Look, you can't keep trying to kill Daredevil forever. At a certain point you have to start contributing to your 401K. Know what I'm saying?

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on April 18th, 2012 at 9:06 am

“Watch me win at pixie shuffleboard AND digitally stimulate Grundy, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! …WEATHERBEE!!!”

Odd King said on April 18th, 2012 at 9:12 am

King me, Hawking!

micah said on April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 am

That’ll put marzipan on your pie plate, bingo!

William Kendall said on April 18th, 2012 at 10:31 am

It may look like a mere disk, Grundy, but this is a high yield explosive, and if you watch as I slide it under that Andrews motherfucker’s car, I can detonate it when that assfuck gets in with his friends after class. Then we’ll be rid of that jerkoff dumb fuck once and for all! Hah hah hah hah!

LarryBatman said on April 18th, 2012 at 10:56 am

Come on seven! Daddy needs to stay in Vegas away from those brats.

NCallahan said on April 18th, 2012 at 11:31 am

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my old age, Andrews… when you get to be a bastard, SAVOR IT.

Chris Lowrance said on April 18th, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I’ll just attach one of my handy-dandy weather-tracers to Andrews, then use my weather-sense to track him to his secret hideout!

Ben said on April 18th, 2012 at 1:28 pm

“CALL ME IMPULSE!”

(My apologies to John Seavey)

HrolfK said on April 18th, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Ha ha! I win again, Olive! Did you see? Did you see?….Oh it’s no use, this isn’t the same. Since Popeye died I’ve lost interest, I’ve let myself go. You had me lose the beard, wear suits… I can’t breathe woman! You’ve changed me! Meanwhile, look, you don’t even try to dress up, and you’re nowhere near as flexible. Popeye, Popeye! Why didn’t you eat the spinach when I threw those girders at you? Oh how I miss wrestling with you, our arms entwined. I realise now, it was you I loved! Popeye!!!!!

Craig Oxbrow said on April 18th, 2012 at 5:47 pm

“You fell into my trap, Spider-Man! You came to rescue Aunt May, but now you face – SHOVE HA’PENNY!”

A2H said on April 18th, 2012 at 7:28 pm

*insert joke involving Canadian curling and seeing anuses here*

Eli Balin said on April 18th, 2012 at 8:55 pm

“When Mister Weatherbee throws his mighty puck,
All those who oppose his puck won’t give a fuck.
If he’s led to a fight and a duel is due,
He won’t know quite what he should do.
When Mister Weatherbee throws his mighty puck.”

GoatToucher said on April 18th, 2012 at 8:58 pm

“And… THIS will win me the penny-pitching championship! That Grundy RealDoll is MINE!”

GoatToucher said on April 18th, 2012 at 8:59 pm

“To keep up with what you kids are into nowadays, the Riverdale High Board Game Club has made checkers EXTREME!”

PaulW said on April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 pm

“I wonder if MightyGodKing is ever gonna present more Legion or Doctor Strange plot suggestions?”

Chris Lowrance said on April 18th, 2012 at 11:42 pm

“Pogs will never die!”

buzz said on April 19th, 2012 at 12:13 am

If it lands heads up: Veronica
Tails: Betty
On its edge: Archie gets a magical sex change

Noah Brand said on April 19th, 2012 at 6:23 am

Make fun of MY left armstub, will they?