If you have to curse around a robot, the words “fuck me” are not a good choice!
THIS ISN’T HOW IT TURNED OUT IN WEIRD SCIENCE!
That isn’t love, those are the hearts of its earlier victims!
“Dear God! The pincers! THE PINCERS!”
Dilton, I tried to warn you that Big Ethel was the TX, but would you listen? Noooo, you just thought she had an abnormal skeletal structure.
Just realized that Dilton actually looks pretty happy about this situation. So with that caption, let’s say that he’s the T-1000.
“Here! Turn her off and tell that Rich kid to come pick her up! NOW!!”
(What? I can’t have been the only one thinking it.)
“She loves this brick. Stay away from this brick.”
/hattip to The Jerk.
“Download your own #@$%ing Internet porn, Dilton!”
“I’LL TAKE TEN OF ‘EM!”
“Dammit, Dilton, no matter what Hartley told you, you can’t just make me turn straight! And if you could, it wouldn’t be by putting an apron on Rapebot!”
Dear Penthouse Forum…
“Must… get… butter! Will… hurt… less!”
“RUN! IT HAS A SKIRT, BUT IT ALSO HAS A PENIS! RUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!”
This is the last time I buy a budget sexbot!
“What in gods name possessed you to make Mecha-Betty!?”
Why, dear God why, did you give it the urge to mate but not give it genitals? The rhythmic bludgeoning descent of it’s featureless chrome pelvis shall haunt my memories!
“Here! You take the Hot Potato! We can’t let the machines win!”
“Run, man, run! Seth Green’s Humping Robot has a sister, and she won’t take a hint!”
(Insert Westworld reference here)
This is all your fault, four-eyes! You never should have resurrected Tesla!
“And _I’m_ calling trial number 37 in your Robo-RealDoll tests a failure, Dilton!”
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