In fairness, a trained monkey with a gun would be pretty awesome

You say that but…no.

No, it just ends with you having to kill a monkey.

You finally get that gun away from the monkey and you’re having to hold it down and squeeze and squeeze on it’s little monkey throat because that’s the cleanest death the monkey is gonna get after all the corpses.

And that monkey doesn’t know what’s going on, because it’s an animal. It’s cold and scared and in pain from when you had to break it’s monkey arm and it can feel itself dying.

All because you thought a monkey with a gun would be awesome.

You monster.

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Completely agree with you about Whodunnit. What a delightfully ridiculous show. The insane melodrama from some of the contestants is also surprisingly entertaining (“Don’t trust anyone. Everyone is lying. Everyone.”).

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The Neal Gaiman episode of the Simpsons was pretty good for such a recent episode; the Ocean’s XX parody elements played well, and Gaiman playing himself as an amoral plagiarist was great.

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