In this week’s issue of Countdown To Final Crisis (official motto: “Redefining “Worse” For Twenty-Three Issues And Counting”), Jimmy Olsen makes out with the second Forager.
Forager is, lest we forget, a humanoid bug. She doesn’t even look particularly sexy in a human way. Not even in a sexy alien way.
Thus, I eagerly await a solicitation of Jimmy Olsen, Bugfucker.
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Jimmy’s gonna get his bug on!
And after they mate, she’ll rip his head off.
So really, it’s a step up from dating Lucy Lane.
Ah ah ah…you mean Countdown Presents: Jimmy Olsen, Bugfucker.
She has boobs. Good enough for me!
Hey man, bugs need lovin’ too. I, for one, am glad the lady in question found a man willing to look past her tough exoskeleton exterior and see the heart of gold within.
Either that, or someone who subscribes to some interesting things online…
I tried, I tried SO HARD not to post a link to this, but you people just tempted me and tempted me, and now I regret nothing.
NSFW.
I can’t treat Countdown seriously in the least, not just for the utterly wretched writing from creators I normally consider aces, but the simple fact that every time I see a book with that logo the opening of ‘The Final Countdown’ by rock legends Europe flits through my brain.
‘Doo doo dooo doo. . .DOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOO. . .’
I will not go to Countdown. It is a silly place.
Queen Anthai, apparently bugs need a lot of lovin’. A lot.
The sad part is how completely unsurprising this new facet of his personality is.
Mr. Bird, I’m proud of you for still reading Countdown to keep us little folks informed. The few issues I read were shockingly dismal – I can only fear what Final Crisis will bring.
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