Fine, but, the language is driven by x = stereotype, not the actual truth of things. Back to logic class for you!

Unfortunately, in the seven years those neighbors have lived next door to you, you don’t really have a choice to get used to the barking at four AM, and it’s not like the turd he left in the yard THIS time is the worst present he’s left in your yard. And ultimately, if you really want to be upset with someone, be upset with his owners–they’re the ones who put him up to it/let him run wild anyway. The little turd goblin isn’t really worth acknowledging on his own anyway.

As far as Dane Cook goes… somewhere along the line, he confused the words “loud” and “funny.” Someone really should correct him on that misconception. Possibly using a 2×4 with a rusty nail in it.

“Hey Barbara! A Penguin grabbed Karl Rove’s loins!”

Also, I see nothing inconsistent in implying that Obama is a stupid black man and that he received a lot of votes from the “white wine drinkers.” Actually, it is pretty good tactics. After all, “we all know” that the white wine segment are effete liberals and out of touch with ordinary americans, and that they are just the sort of people who can be conned by a substance-challenged black man, merely BECAUSE he is black.

It’s no reason to vote, and I’ll vote democrat no matter who gets the nod, but ohhhhhhh, that would be SO SWEET.

That is because, after seven years of being president and several years before that of being a CEO and governor, the man still cannot form a complete sentence. That is a whole new class of completely retarded.

Use a cheese grater instead.

The emphasis on white wine fits more with yuppie characteristics than anything else; while a fair share of African and African-American individuals enjoy it, the sorta thing seems more middle-class white in modern media.

And attacking the use of a teleprompter and poor speeches is off-limits? We’ve made a friggen art out of butchering Bush for his abuse of that crap.

If you want any negative ads in the upcoming election to be met with cries of racism, feel free. I think the modern Democratic party could do better than that.

Since this is also my first post here, I think I’m required to say that the Marvel Civil War parodies were extremely well done.

and when the hell has barack obama trash talked anyone in the senate? if he’s giving rove shit on the court because he’s too fat to move, that’s not obama’s fault. but the court and the political arena are different places. much like how fred thompson on law and order and fred thompson the politician are different people.

karl rove and giuliani however, are assholes no matter where you are.

Man, that phrase ought to be bronzed in the Internet Troll hall of fame.