Important To Know

Deep-fried Mars bars are A) very sweet and B) very VERY sticky.

It was an experience, and not a bad one either, but definitely not one I think I’ll repeat any time soon. I think there’s still some of it in the back of my mouth a day later after brushing my teeth twice. Seriously, it’s like the dessert equivalent of eating a bucket of tar.

EDIT TO ADD: Since people keep asking: the Duke of Gloucester, on Yonge south of Bloor.

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13 Responses to “Important To Know”

  1. Anonymoose Says:

    Why did you have a deep-friend Mars bar, precisely? Did you pay a visit to Scotland or something?

    I haven’t tried one myself, but maybe I should at least once. My local chipper probably makes them, so the opportunity is always round the corner.

  2. MGK Says:

    I lack a better answer than “because it was there.”

  3. Dave O'Neill Says:

    The best, IMO, is a deep fried Bounty Bar. The cocunut meshes well with the frying.

    The worst is a Crunchie Bar, exactly because the honeycomb doesnt take well to the fryer

  4. It-Box Says:

    Deep fried mars bars. An experience everyone should have. Once. Much like going to a strip club.

  5. Anonymoose Says:

    Maybe the fried-Mars Bar is the source of Grant Morrison’s mysterious powers?

  6. tiny Says:

    where did you get a deep fried mars bar in toronto??

  7. J. Bryan Shoup Says:

    That’s fucking terrifying. But delicious, I’m sure. I have a friend who’s trying to convince himself to try the cheeseburger-with-two-Krispy-Kreme-buns monstrosity that he claims he saw on an actual menu.

  8. Evil Midnight Lurker Says:

    Does this involve some sort of batter, or do the bars go naked into the Fryolator?

  9. MGK Says:

    They’re battered, fried, and served with ice cream.

  10. Eric S. Smith Says:

    With ice cream? My disgust is instantly transformed into interest…

  11. Salmo Says:

    I live near a fish-n-chip shop run by some British immigrants, and not only is the Mars bar on the menu, they will literally deep-fry anything you bring them. It’s horrifying and makes you feel sick, but is also just plain amazing.

  12. Laurie Says:

    My local chippie will also fry anything for a price (provided you eat it outside if it’s particularly disgusting). Mind you, I live in Glasgow. We’d deep-fry our water supply if we could.

    I’ve had deep fried raspberry ripple ice cream. It wasn’t too bad. The worst I ever saw were the deep-fried Cadburys’ chocolate buttons. Or possibly the deep fried Rice Krispie Square (like the Crunchie, it absorbed the fat to a horrifying degree).

    They tried deep frying some cooked pasta once, but the batter just kind of slid off the surface of it.

  13. Evil Midnight Lurker Says:

    Deep-fried green tea ice cream is a popular dessert at several local Japanese restaurants. (The secret is to freeze the ice cream extra super solid before battering it and committing it to the oil.)

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