For a mere ten thousand dollars, I will take a polygraph test which will completely prove that John McCain had his gay mansexual way with me and an illegal immigrant in a torrid homo-pervert three-way. Then, he spat on the Bible and affirmed his dual loyalties to the Democratic Party and Osama Bin Laden.
Ten thousand bucks, Mr. Huckabee. How can you pass up a bargain like that? Eh? Eh?
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You know, I would do it for only $6,000- although due to my posession of a vagina, I’m going to have to work a little harder to find aborhent sex acts. Maybe McCain could have gotten me pregnant, paid for an abortion, and drank fetal blood? That’s got to be worth at least as much as some gay sex acts…..
Maybe you two should split the profits and say it was a four-way?
It’s a five-way if you included the aborted fetues……
Pretend you’re a post-op tranny. That’ll do it.
Fuck, this’ll be an ugly summer.
I’m not really sure that, even if the story were 10000% true, you can sue someone because you had sex with them. Is that ok now? Is (imaginary) consensual sex now a violation of civil rights? It must have been too long since I’ve had sex, I can’t keep up with the rules anymore.
This plan is bullet proof.
I don’t think so. One bullet is all it would take to take care of that nutjob.
I’d do it for 5k. And I will involve Mitt in it.
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