Just In Case You Weren’t Keeping Up With That Whole “Environmental Collapse” Thing

Last year, it was bees - this year, it’s bats.

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5 Responses to “Just In Case You Weren’t Keeping Up With That Whole “Environmental Collapse” Thing”

  1. rwe1138 Says:

    I’m trying to think of a Man-Bata joke, but nothing’s coming.

  2. rwe1138 Says:

    ^^^^

    Yeah, that was meant to be just Man-Bat. Stupid lack of sleep.

  3. Kitsune Sniper Says:

    Bats.

    My god.

  4. BlackMage Says:

    Bruce Wayne sits, pondering over his future…

    WAYNE: Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot…to confront them, I must disguise myself as a…

    (Beat)

    Ahem, as A…

    (Crickets)

    No bats? Well, darn. Sorry, Pops, I guess I’d better get back to billionaire philanthropy, then.

    SAVE THE BATS!

  5. Lopez Says:

    I just saw a bat tonight, outside of Publix. It was a-swoopin’ and flyin’ like nobody’s business eating mosquitoes. Woo! Go bats!!

    The site won’t load for me, but the basic gist of it is that bats are dying in startling numbers because the environment’s fucked because of global warming, clearing forests, and just in general maligning and killing bats for no good reason? Just guessing here… I’ve been hearing that for a while, so it’s no surprise to me; bat numbers have been dropping for years.

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