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		<title>By: MaxTheReaper</title>
		<link>http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/03/04/whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa/comment-page-1/#comment-47324</link>
		<dc:creator>MaxTheReaper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keanu Reeves, in addition to his real-life Nice-Guy behavior (and I don&#039;t mean the pathetic losers who moon after women hoping to get laid, but actual, honest-to-god goodness), has perhaps one of the MOST DEPRESSING LIVES EVER.

It&#039;s like a fucking Joss Whedon production, except instead of a supporting cast to help shoulder the abuse, the guy has to go it alone. You can find a list somewhere on the internets, but it&#039;s seriously too long to put here.

But this is really just an overly-long way of saying I agree: Keanu may not be the best at emoting, but guns aren&#039;t meant to be teddy bears, either. You can&#039;t just stick something in a wildly inappropriate place and expect it to work out. Put him in a role he knows and he&#039;s aces.

N-n-n-necropost!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keanu Reeves, in addition to his real-life Nice-Guy behavior (and I don&#8217;t mean the pathetic losers who moon after women hoping to get laid, but actual, honest-to-god goodness), has perhaps one of the MOST DEPRESSING LIVES EVER.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like a fucking Joss Whedon production, except instead of a supporting cast to help shoulder the abuse, the guy has to go it alone. You can find a list somewhere on the internets, but it&#8217;s seriously too long to put here.</p>
<p>But this is really just an overly-long way of saying I agree: Keanu may not be the best at emoting, but guns aren&#8217;t meant to be teddy bears, either. You can&#8217;t just stick something in a wildly inappropriate place and expect it to work out. Put him in a role he knows and he&#8217;s aces.</p>
<p>N-n-n-necropost!</p>
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		<title>By: Anakin McFly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anakin McFly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The lack of The Matrix on that list makes me depressed.  I liked his performance there better than that in MOPI and ASD, but maybe it&#039;s just me. 

Other great performances IMO - Constantine, The Devil&#039;s Advocate, Under the Influence, and I have yet to watch The Gift but everyone seems to think it among his best.

- Anakin McFly, webmaster of the Keanu-defence site &#039;Whoa is (Not) Me&#039;, who likes your article but less so its title.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The lack of The Matrix on that list makes me depressed.  I liked his performance there better than that in MOPI and ASD, but maybe it&#8217;s just me. </p>
<p>Other great performances IMO &#8211; Constantine, The Devil&#8217;s Advocate, Under the Influence, and I have yet to watch The Gift but everyone seems to think it among his best.</p>
<p>- Anakin McFly, webmaster of the Keanu-defence site &#8216;Whoa is (Not) Me&#8217;, who likes your article but less so its title.</p>
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		<title>By: Agent Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Agent Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I didn&#039;t find him convincing in The Gift (but that&#039;s the beauty of subjective perceptions). My vote for &quot;honorary mention&quot; would have to be for Feeling Minnesota. Not to be mentioned at all: Bram Stoker&#039;s Dracula...a performance even more overshadowed by that of Gary Oldman&#039;s.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I didn&#8217;t find him convincing in The Gift (but that&#8217;s the beauty of subjective perceptions). My vote for &#8220;honorary mention&#8221; would have to be for Feeling Minnesota. Not to be mentioned at all: Bram Stoker&#8217;s Dracula&#8230;a performance even more overshadowed by that of Gary Oldman&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: Erika</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Saw him as Ariel once in a production of The Tempest (very Bill and Ted-ish, unfortunately).  I still like his work, even though I never can forget that I&#039;m watching Keanu Reeves in the role.  In a funny way, he&#039;s almost like a video game avatar, except he&#039;s standing in for the viewer in his movies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw him as Ariel once in a production of The Tempest (very Bill and Ted-ish, unfortunately).  I still like his work, even though I never can forget that I&#8217;m watching Keanu Reeves in the role.  In a funny way, he&#8217;s almost like a video game avatar, except he&#8217;s standing in for the viewer in his movies.</p>
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		<title>By: Nyarlo.net &#187; Blog Archive &#187; i hate john constantine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nyarlo.net &#187; Blog Archive &#187; i hate john constantine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] great, as long as you pretend it&#8217;s not a hellblazer movie. keanu is a good actor who is consistently mis-used, rachel weisz and tilda swinton are both awesome in everything, and who doesn&#8217;t like a dude [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] great, as long as you pretend it&#8217;s not a hellblazer movie. keanu is a good actor who is consistently mis-used, rachel weisz and tilda swinton are both awesome in everything, and who doesn&#8217;t like a dude [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do agree that in the proper role, Keanu&#039;s mannerisms can be appropriate. However, I repeatedly laughed out loud at his villainous performance in Much Ado. We watched it in my English class and he delivered more comic relief than Benedick and Beatrice combined.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do agree that in the proper role, Keanu&#8217;s mannerisms can be appropriate. However, I repeatedly laughed out loud at his villainous performance in Much Ado. We watched it in my English class and he delivered more comic relief than Benedick and Beatrice combined.</p>
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		<title>By: Shelly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, finally I found a &#039;review&#039; of Keanu Reeves acting skills I could agree with! 

For years now I&#039;ve been defending Keanu&#039;s acting abilites to many and in the end I always get the same response, &quot;He doesn&#039;t know how to act . . . He&#039;s over-rated . . . blah-blah-blah&quot;

There are some films I found Keanu a little...pardon my french here - sh!ty. But most of it stems from his early projects. I find his skills and range improves with each new role (now try convincing an Keanu hater of that one, I must add). My tops of the list are: The Gift, Speed, and The Matrix triology. My least fav has to be Chain Reaction. Not only it was a lousy, hard-to-follow movie. But Keanu (to me) seemed awked and clumsy with his body movements and language in that one. 

The Gift is one I hold dear, for he really had his role of &#039;Donnie&#039; down pack. Ten seconds into his scenes, I was ready to kill him myself. And coming from a girl whom Keanu had since, &quot;Whoa&quot; were a differcult task for him to pull off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, finally I found a &#8216;review&#8217; of Keanu Reeves acting skills I could agree with! </p>
<p>For years now I&#8217;ve been defending Keanu&#8217;s acting abilites to many and in the end I always get the same response, &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t know how to act . . . He&#8217;s over-rated . . . blah-blah-blah&#8221;</p>
<p>There are some films I found Keanu a little&#8230;pardon my french here &#8211; sh!ty. But most of it stems from his early projects. I find his skills and range improves with each new role (now try convincing an Keanu hater of that one, I must add). My tops of the list are: The Gift, Speed, and The Matrix triology. My least fav has to be Chain Reaction. Not only it was a lousy, hard-to-follow movie. But Keanu (to me) seemed awked and clumsy with his body movements and language in that one. </p>
<p>The Gift is one I hold dear, for he really had his role of &#8216;Donnie&#8217; down pack. Ten seconds into his scenes, I was ready to kill him myself. And coming from a girl whom Keanu had since, &#8220;Whoa&#8221; were a differcult task for him to pull off.</p>
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		<title>By: John Seavey</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Seavey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, yes, that&#039;s kind of the point of this article--casting an affable slacker? Go call Keanu Reeves, he&#039;ll do you fine. Casting the leading man in &#039;Hamlet&#039;? Less so.

I actually feel the same way about Bruce Willis. He doesn&#039;t have a lot of range, but he plays very well within that range. The difference is that Willis has rarely strayed outside of the &quot;character actor&quot; parts he plays well, and Keanu has.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, yes, that&#8217;s kind of the point of this article&#8211;casting an affable slacker? Go call Keanu Reeves, he&#8217;ll do you fine. Casting the leading man in &#8216;Hamlet&#8217;? Less so.</p>
<p>I actually feel the same way about Bruce Willis. He doesn&#8217;t have a lot of range, but he plays very well within that range. The difference is that Willis has rarely strayed outside of the &#8220;character actor&#8221; parts he plays well, and Keanu has.</p>
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		<title>By: Supergp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Supergp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He was pro in Devil&#039;s Advocate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He was pro in Devil&#8217;s Advocate.</p>
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		<title>By: AT</title>
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		<dc:creator>AT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of the guys I did theatre with in Ottawa saw Reeves play Hamlet on stage and said that it was very bad.
(I don&#039;t recall the exact adjectives.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the guys I did theatre with in Ottawa saw Reeves play Hamlet on stage and said that it was very bad.<br />
(I don&#8217;t recall the exact adjectives.)</p>
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		<title>By: Ken Lowery</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ken Lowery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another vote for both THE GIFT and THE DEVIL&#039;S ADVOCATE. The man can do what he does very well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another vote for both THE GIFT and THE DEVIL&#8217;S ADVOCATE. The man can do what he does very well.</p>
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		<title>By: ladypeyton</title>
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		<dc:creator>ladypeyton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Once I accepted that it was completely removed from the comic and that its title was only accidentally similar (shhh!  it&#039;s the only way I can deal) I actually liked him in Constantine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once I accepted that it was completely removed from the comic and that its title was only accidentally similar (shhh!  it&#8217;s the only way I can deal) I actually liked him in Constantine.</p>
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		<title>By: TA</title>
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		<dc:creator>TA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really rather liked him in The Watcher.  Not a great flick, overall, but he did an excellent job portraying the killer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really rather liked him in The Watcher.  Not a great flick, overall, but he did an excellent job portraying the killer.</p>
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		<title>By: MGK</title>
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		<dc:creator>MGK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could almost see the argument for &lt;i&gt;Constantine&lt;/i&gt; if he wasn&#039;t dramatically flicking that goddamned lighter the entire movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could almost see the argument for <i>Constantine</i> if he wasn&#8217;t dramatically flicking that goddamned lighter the entire movie.</p>
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		<title>By: Baal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Baal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I liked him in Constantine but only after accepting they weren&#039;t going for the comic vibe at all.  Horribly miscast if it had been the proper Constantine, he still managed to do a great character with what he had.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked him in Constantine but only after accepting they weren&#8217;t going for the comic vibe at all.  Horribly miscast if it had been the proper Constantine, he still managed to do a great character with what he had.</p>
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