I’m mostly curious as to the construction of the things. I was hoping the “Did You Know” or “Only the Best” links would explain that, but no, I’m left wondering if some sort of anus craftsman spent some time hand-carving a realistic anus for the mold, or if perhaps someone coated their anus in plaster to create one. Either way, I’m still pretty disgusted.
Also, even though it’s just chocolate, you know you’d still hesitate to eat one.
I’d bet someone coated their anus in plaster. They make molds of pornstar’s genitals for the purpose of making sex toys, so it’s not really so far fetched.
Well, yes, it’s not all that disgusting by internet standards, but the question still stands. Why the FUCK are there fine chocolate anuses for sale? And why the FUCKING fuck are there silver ones as well?
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May 21st, 2008 la 2:02 pm
………………what can you say about that?
May 21st, 2008 la 2:26 pm
I’m not touching that with a twenty foot pole.
May 21st, 2008 la 2:44 pm
Wow, some people just have too much time on their hands.
May 21st, 2008 la 2:51 pm
Oh dear god…
(Said out loud upon viewing, btw)
May 21st, 2008 la 2:57 pm
Clicks on link. See picture, tries to see what’s so NSFW about that. Reads caption and realization dawns. Spontaneously spews “Oh, dear lord!”
May 21st, 2008 la 3:08 pm
Wow, this might just be the best call-back joke I’ve ever seen. Bravo.
May 21st, 2008 la 3:34 pm
WIN!
May 21st, 2008 la 5:44 pm
I’m mostly curious as to the construction of the things. I was hoping the “Did You Know” or “Only the Best” links would explain that, but no, I’m left wondering if some sort of anus craftsman spent some time hand-carving a realistic anus for the mold, or if perhaps someone coated their anus in plaster to create one. Either way, I’m still pretty disgusted.
Also, even though it’s just chocolate, you know you’d still hesitate to eat one.
May 21st, 2008 la 7:50 pm
I’d bet someone coated their anus in plaster. They make molds of pornstar’s genitals for the purpose of making sex toys, so it’s not really so far fetched.
May 21st, 2008 la 8:33 pm
I think I saw anus!
May 21st, 2008 la 9:43 pm
…melts in your mouth, not on your dick?
May 21st, 2008 la 11:21 pm
I wonder if they;ll make goatsee chocolate.
May 22nd, 2008 la 6:38 am
For the love of God, why?
May 22nd, 2008 la 9:31 am
As far as what you can find plumbing the murky depths of the intraweb, this is pretty tame…
My sanity has already been eroded too much, Lovecraft-style, by playing “Google Seppuku” to feel any disgust at this one particular thing.
May 23rd, 2008 la 3:39 am
Well, yes, it’s not all that disgusting by internet standards, but the question still stands. Why the FUCK are there fine chocolate anuses for sale? And why the FUCKING fuck are there silver ones as well?