Oh no! Desert desperadoes!
Well, they would be a problem, but they saw the thunder coming for them.
Even in the deepest Sahara, every bandit knows not to mess with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
Well, they would be a problem, but they saw the thunder coming for them.
Even in the deepest Sahara, every bandit knows not to mess with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
June 17th, 2008 la 10:33 am
What can I say in response to that except — motherfucking A!
June 17th, 2008 la 11:06 am
“The One World Government will take away your guns with MOTHERFUCKING PARACHUTING NINJA DOGS!!!”
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
June 17th, 2008 la 11:21 am
So I’m missing something. They have guns, he’s dangling down from a parachute, descending sort of slowly, and has no way of dodging.
Obviously I’m missing something.
(It’s because he’s Rex the Wonder Dog, right?)
June 17th, 2008 la 11:23 am
Rex the Wonder Dog might take away the guns… but heaven help him if he makes a try for Doctor Doom’s Ponies!!!!
June 17th, 2008 la 1:20 pm
A cage match! Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Doctor Doom! (Watch Rex rip his throat out! Or maybe he will use Doom’s leg as a fire hydrant and short him out!))
June 17th, 2008 la 1:52 pm
Nah, I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl. That would be one for the ages—it’d be like the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox.
June 17th, 2008 la 2:15 pm
Zeynep: clearly, Rex would catch the bullets in his mouth, then spit them back at the bandits, killing them.
I mean, duh.
June 17th, 2008 la 3:10 pm
This is racist!
June 17th, 2008 la 4:19 pm
This explains why Namor keeps shouting “Imperious Rex!”. He’s praying. In Dog We Trust.
June 17th, 2008 la 6:08 pm
Sofa King has, of course, revealed one of the Secret Awesomes of History: The Romans based their word for king on the name of Rex the Wonder Dog.
The Anglo-Saxons, of course, were altogether less respectful of authority. They instead based their word for completely beats the shit out of on the dog himself (but screwed up the spelling. No surprise there; if you’re reading anything in Middle English you’ll notice that they will shove a W in anywhere it’ll fit).
June 17th, 2008 la 6:32 pm
At this point I expect Rex to kick anybody’s ass, but I am continually amazed by his cool, dry wit…
June 17th, 2008 la 7:41 pm
“I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl.”
MGK, YOU MUST WRITE THIS. It’s the modern day Clash of the Titans.
June 18th, 2008 la 12:10 am
Rex vs. Doom.
The World’s Greatest Hero.
The World’s Greatest Villain.
Ultimate Arcane Power is the prize.
FUCK YES!
June 18th, 2008 la 4:16 pm
We need a series called The Secret Awesomes of History.
June 19th, 2008 la 9:59 pm
Everyone is wrong. The ultimate DC/Marvel Crossover is…..
Rex the Wonderdog & Cosmo.
June 19th, 2008 la 11:07 pm
Rex ain’t losing to no Goddamn filthy commie and that’s the end of that.