Comments on: Oh no! Desert desperadoes!

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:07:12 +0000

Rex ain’t losing to no Goddamn filthy commie and that’s the end of that.

By: Dan Brown

Dan Brown — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:59:19 +0000

Everyone is wrong. The ultimate DC/Marvel Crossover is…..

Rex the Wonderdog & Cosmo.

By: Sofa King

Sofa King — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:16:02 +0000

We need a series called The Secret Awesomes of History.

By: Evan

Evan — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:10:25 +0000

Rex vs. Doom.

The World’s Greatest Hero.

The World’s Greatest Villain.

Ultimate Arcane Power is the prize.

FUCK YES!

By: Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:41:29 +0000

“I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl.”

MGK, YOU MUST WRITE THIS. It’s the modern day Clash of the Titans.

By: Jim Smith

Jim Smith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:32:47 +0000

At this point I expect Rex to kick anybody’s ass, but I am continually amazed by his cool, dry wit…

By: Will

Will — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:08:08 +0000

Sofa King has, of course, revealed one of the Secret Awesomes of History: The Romans based their word for king on the name of Rex the Wonder Dog.

The Anglo-Saxons, of course, were altogether less respectful of authority. They instead based their word for completely beats the shit out of on the dog himself (but screwed up the spelling. No surprise there; if you’re reading anything in Middle English you’ll notice that they will shove a W in anywhere it’ll fit).

By: Sofa King

Sofa King — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:19:19 +0000

This explains why Namor keeps shouting “Imperious Rex!”. He’s praying. In Dog We Trust.

By: Andrew W.

Andrew W. — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:10:35 +0000

This is racist!

By: MGK

MGK — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:15:45 +0000

Zeynep: clearly, Rex would catch the bullets in his mouth, then spit them back at the bandits, killing them.

I mean, duh.

By: Llelldorin

Llelldorin — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:52:08 +0000

Nah, I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl. That would be one for the ages—it’d be like the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox.

By: MirrorMan

MirrorMan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:20:47 +0000

A cage match! Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Doctor Doom! (Watch Rex rip his throat out! Or maybe he will use Doom’s leg as a fire hydrant and short him out!))

By: malakim2099

malakim2099 — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:23:55 +0000

Rex the Wonder Dog might take away the guns… but heaven help him if he makes a try for Doctor Doom’s Ponies!!!!

By: Zeynep

Zeynep — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:21:39 +0000

So I’m missing something. They have guns, he’s dangling down from a parachute, descending sort of slowly, and has no way of dodging.

Obviously I’m missing something.

(It’s because he’s Rex the Wonder Dog, right?)

By: MirrorMan

MirrorMan — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:06:03 +0000

“The One World Government will take away your guns with MOTHERFUCKING PARACHUTING NINJA DOGS!!!”

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!