Comments on: Oh no! Elephantine emergency!

By: Required Name Here

Required Name Here — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:37:37 +0000

what the heck is wrong with marv alpert? oh, thats a wooly mammoth? huh.

By: Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:14:57 +0000

I still say you need to write Rex vs. Squirrel Girl. TWO WILL ENTER, ONE WILL LEAVE. (WITH THEIR NUTS.)

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(Hee hee.)

By: Bret

Bret — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:05:17 +0000

Huh. My first thought was: No way this guy could deal with Rex the mother@#%#ing Wonder Dog.
Of course, once the film started, my thoughts were: This may be one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.

By: Skemono

Skemono — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:56:17 +0000

I saw Wall-E last Friday, and they had a preview for the movie Bolt. My initial thoughts as I was sitting through it were “Oh my god…! Someone’s making a movie about Rex the Wonder Dog!”

You’re a bad influence on me.

By: Rob Brown

Rob Brown — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:54:33 +0000

Kyle: so he is, so he is.

Perhaps Rex realizes that all the bald mammoth needs is a little lovin’ to calm it down and make it view the world in a more positive light, as a place where happiness and enlightenment can be attained by other means than trampling all over unconscious boys.

Sex with Rex has this effect, regardless of species, because it is REX.

(NOT that I am volunteering to help demonstrate, mind you.)

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:22:14 +0000

I think the elephant is about to deep throat his own trunk.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:00:49 +0000

Rob: He’s an alpha male.

By: Rob Brown

Rob Brown — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:37:33 +0000

I hope Rex isn’t trying to mount it.

By: NCallahan

NCallahan — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:38:03 +0000

Seems like this elephant forgot…. not to fuck with the Wonder Dog.

By: Johnnie B.

Johnnie B. — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:59:57 +0000

That’s not a woolly mammoth! It’s an elephant with a bad toupee.