Comments on: Found.

By: Zifnab

Zifnab — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:30:22 +0000

So his plan is to have sex with a girl for four levels of Super Mario Bros.? That’s like five minutes at the most.

No. Honey, don’t stop for the secret bonus level. I don’t think I can make it.

By: chenry

chenry — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:15:30 +0000

So his plan is to have sex with a girl for four levels of Super Mario Bros.? That’s like five minutes at the most.

By: Dierna

Dierna — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:53:44 +0000

I should respond to that banana slug guy and wonder WTF one is supposed to do with Banana slugs…I know some people race em but there’s really no point to them. They just ruin gardens.

Now if he was REALLY smart he’d lease out his worms to floral shops and green houses.

My fave one tho is this one: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/733317143.html
Sounds like MY neighbors. Only this guy has only had a year of stomping and hearing said neighbor go to the bathroom at all hours of the night. I’ve had 4 years of the fun. Course it doesn’t help when his signifigant other is babysitting kids…who run around for hours and hours….

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:50:09 +0000

Dan, you have to love the human race for this. Those postings are the epitome of avant-garde. See, as long as you consider it art instead of possible confirmation that we are not smarter than monkeys, it reaffirms your belief that some of us have the capacity to appreciate the absurd.

By: Illuyankas

Illuyankas — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:57:03 +0000

Ah, auto link. I feel like a fool.

By: Illuyankas

Illuyankas — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:56:38 +0000

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/726200477.html (no idea on what tags, can’t be bothered to find out/trial and error it)

This man is the luckiest man in the world.

By: Master Mahan

Master Mahan — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:30:09 +0000

Holy crap, it’s like a goldmine of crazy!

By: dan

dan — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:04:30 +0000

I’m not sure if Best of Craigslist makes me hate the human race or love it.

By: Scott

Scott — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:54:02 +0000

Thank you for linking me to best of craigslist. That plus superdickery provided me with hours of laughter last night.

By: Rob Brown

Rob Brown — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:49:20 +0000

I’m speechless. And yet, puzzlingly, I leave a comment.

By: Zed

Zed — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:25:52 +0000

Someone forward this to Limbaugh and Murdoch.

By: Joysweeper

Joysweeper — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:33:52 +0000

*blinks* Well okay then. I guess you can ask for anything there… Evidently Best Of Craigslist should be fun.

By: itbox

itbox — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:57:07 +0000

As amusing as this, and the muppet sex thing, is (are?) I do detect the faint whiff of hoak over some of them. I supose the only way to know is if they actually post pictures of their hook up afterwards. Good luck to the filthy filthy perverts I say.

By: Dave Littler

Dave Littler — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:20:29 +0000

Well, shit. Let us know how it goes, I guess.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:42:22 +0000

I don’t get it.