Comments on: You know what?

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:33:32 +0000

Who needs sex when you have high-fructose corn syrup and abstinence education?

By: karellan

karellan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:55:21 +0000

You know what? Evan might be right. Look at the color of the soda glasses and the color of each character’s shirt. They’re all dreaming of a soda that’s that same (or at least similar) color as the person they’re arm in arm with. Maybe baldy in the middle is dreaming of one that’s tinted slightly brown because he’s into anal.

By: Evan

Evan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:09:05 +0000

Does anybody else think that the sodas are a metaphor?

By: stavner

stavner — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:58:03 +0000

They’re just hungry. The sex comes later.

By: Bianca

Bianca — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:23:21 +0000

Sodas are goddamn delicious, these kids know what’s up.

By: Abner Cadaver

Abner Cadaver — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:40:59 +0000

My only conclusion is that they’re all gay – note how they’re spaced so that man and man and woman and woman never come in contact, resulting in those Horrible Sinful Loin-Feelings.

By: Lunchebox

Lunchebox — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:22:34 +0000

Me and my friends always talked about the merits of Dr. Pepper, and Coca-Cola, and other such tasty beverages in High School, as even thinking about sex is immoral.

By: GeekBoy

GeekBoy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:10:05 +0000

I thought the same exact thing at first. But some quick research shows it’s the other way around. Buzzy Brown didn’t hit the scene until 1943, and this particular issue hit the stands around 1954. Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were created around 1941. So we’re either looking at a “trend” or a blatant rip-off.

By: Aardy R. DeVarque

Aardy R. DeVarque — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:33:08 +0000

Are you sure that’s not Archie, Betty, Veronica, and -umm- a proto-Jughead?