Comments on: As emailed to me by about ten dozen people

By: Mary Warner

Mary Warner — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:15:45 +0000

The link no longer works. This is why you should never use links. Copy the entire thing and post it on here. That way people who only found this site a few weeks ago can still see stuff like this.

By: Sofa King

Sofa King — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:40:17 +0000

No steroids. He is swollen with awesome.

By: Bret

Bret — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:16:21 +0000

That’s because the formula is a placebo.

Rex just is that big a Nazi killing badass.

By: Zenrage

Zenrage — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:30:22 +0000

They never seem to be able to write the formula down.. no notes.. no research.. just mixing chemicals at random in a lab.

By: Randy B.

Randy B. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:23:56 +0000

“For the war effort!” “THE WAR EFFORT!”

By: Dan Coyle

Dan Coyle — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:12:43 +0000

Plus, the Trigger Twins.

By: rwe1138

rwe1138 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:17:49 +0000

I have that issue. It’s got an origin of Ambush Bug, too.

By: Lunchebox

Lunchebox — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:51:22 +0000

IF ONLY THEY TESTED IT ON A HUMAN!

By: BringTheNoise

BringTheNoise — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:08:33 +0000

Clearly the “origin” is just a cover story to throw his enemies off the scent (so to speak).

By: NCallahan

NCallahan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:13:52 +0000

Somehow, I don’t know… having an origin cheapens the whole affair.

By: lance lunchmeat

lance lunchmeat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:09:20 +0000

also

Fuck YOU, Cap.

By: lance lunchmeat

lance lunchmeat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:07:35 +0000

You know, if he’s been alive since WWII without any bad effects there’s no reason he can’t keep going on into, say, legion time.

By: dan

dan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:32:50 +0000

Who put Rex on steroids? I always thought he was just a dog who just happened to be awesome.

By: Jev

Jev — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:23:10 +0000

I was going to send this your way, but I figured one on the people posting “I immedeately thought of MGK’ would do so, since those were both my immedeate thoughts as well.

Honestly, I’m only surprised you didn’t already have this on the site somewhere…

By: Michael (qseal00)

Michael (qseal00) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:05:34 +0000

“That man isn’t Yiddish!”