I guess I’m the only one who found this a little too misogynistic to be funny. That and thinking it would have been awesome if Biden had called Palin a cunt.
You found plenty to ridicule in the content of the debate, I don’t see any reason to stoop to that level (especially when you stress how stupid people are for being impressed at all by her hockey-mom/chick-from-a-small-town [or whatever it was] act).

Apparently, for those who don’t know, Gwen Ifill is writing a book called “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama”. The Pubbies protested it three days before the debates. She announced the book two months ago. More bad Repub research.

And how the hell is she “middle class?”

Did you guys see when she said “Barack Obama and Senator Obiden”? Yeah, it was funny. Between that and that the “Talibanis [SIC SIC SIC OH MY GOD THEY'RE NOT A COUNTRY SIIIIIIIC] are helping us”, it was almost like I wasn’t dead tired. Also, the lines always dipped a little whenever Palin said “maverick”, and it made me smile. @10:10 WORD. What was with the “your wife’s reward in heaven” bit? The HELL? @9:44 And don’t worry about cognitive dissonance, she is like whatever the antimatter of logic is, the universe kind of erodes around her. One day, we will make warp cores powered solely by old election footage like this. Consider it a free gas card that will activate 300 years from now. 9:22-24, 9:47, 9:52, 9:55, 9:59, 10:18: You are going to make me quote you like the bible AND get fired from my nonpartisan temp job at the Elections Office, MGK. And more importantly, now I have “My Fair Lady” stuck in my head!! “McCain-and-Spain” indeed…

Here is a wonderful skit I made while watching the debate!:

McCain: You will be called Darth… Palin.
Palin: *big smile* *kills Jedi-lites, plane-assisted with hockey pucks*
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Polar Bear: YOU WERE MY BROTHER!
Palin: I HATE YOU!!

…You’re welcome. I was going to add something about the hopping from the “Russia” lava rock to the “America” lava rock and then being thrice-amputated by an angry passport-carrying moose, but I thought it would be a bit much. I also have Palin-as-a-brain-damaged-cat (my cat has eaten a chess rook) and Palin-as-John-Travolta-in-Hairspray impressions. I am available for parties and bar mitzvahs.

I would agree with Cleveland being the asshole of Ohio, but Kay says Youngstown instead.

so many thanks for the fucking hilarious liveblog

She is a human bullshit shotgun. She is a thesaurus gone retarded.

LOL!!!!!!

And with this line, I am officially in the tank for MGK. This might seriously be my favorite point in this whole awful election year.

Also, the 9:44 line.

I have to agree with an above poster. Human bullshit shotgun made me laugh out loud when I read it.

Can we ban the use of “fundamental” until this election is over? Please?

Just treat her like Margaret Thatcher. Some sort of inhuman monster. brrrr

GO BLUE!!!

(If you can’t tell I’m from Michigan, a state that claims to be a blue collar as long as that collar is actually more of a green color. I mean east of Lansing is as Democratic as can be, but step one foot west and suddenly you have a bunch of ultra-conservative Dutch Republican wanting to ban books, burn pro-choicers and put all the minorities in special camps. But at least we have Vernors.)

Thanks for bloging this. I was in class until 10:00 PM in order to get a degree that will allow me to move somewhere that is not Ohio.

And, boys and girls, we’d do well to remember what Eddie Izzard once said in San Fran with regards (and respects) to JFK: “It’s 70 percent how you look, 20 percent how you say it, and 10 percent what you say.” One of only two reasons that people are voting for Palin at this point…

Biden did exactly what he was supposed to. Show specifics when she was making outlandish generalized claims, not give anything up and let Palin be the loudmouthed bimbo she truly is. The media will take care of the rest. The dinner bell has rung, its feeding time and Biden has effectively put Palin’s blood in the water.

Its only a matter of time.