Comments on: SUPER MOST IMPOSSIBLEST GAME

By: Sid

Sid — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:56:04 +0000

I guess you’ve never seen Asshole Super Mario World?

By: KDBryan

KDBryan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:07:48 +0000

49.5 meters, at which point I met the sadistic hurdles and just let the poor bastard collapse, instead of limping along on one knee like The World’s Most Determined To Propose Man.

By: dom

dom — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:36:37 +0000

8.2, after which I managed to make my dude hit his face so hard it would have exploded.

By: socraticsilence

socraticsilence — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:05:54 +0000

I know there should be a reasonable pattern here I just can’t fiqure out the order in which to fire my muscles.

By: Mongo

Mongo — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:12:00 +0000

I made it negative .3 meters on my first try. It ended when he fell flat on his back.

By: Garfield

Garfield — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:23:18 +0000

Oh, how I wish I could record the action here. For just a couple of strides there I got him crazy low to the ground but still moving forward — looked a bit like Crumb’s “Keep on Trucking” motion.

By: Tsochar

Tsochar — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:20:57 +0000

There’s what looks like a wall if you go too far backwards. I’m not entirely sure about that, though, as I keep falling just before I reach it.

My record – 14.1 meters (and it only took me a couple dozen tries)

By: guayec

guayec — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:43:09 +0000

After 15 minutes I did 15.1 mts. 0,06 km/hr. And most of it kneeled. Fckn game.

By: Garnet

Garnet — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:17:34 +0000

I may try for -50. Seems to be the path I’m headed down anyhow.

By: karellan

karellan — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:51:10 +0000

I wonder if there’s more hurdles or something if you go far enough backwards. Anybody try for -50?

By: salmo

salmo — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:57:44 +0000

Made it 2.4 meters. Oh, and 3.1 meters backwards, I crap you not.

By: Cody B

Cody B — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:08:29 +0000

I gave up after making 9 meters and started trying to make him do back flips.

I actually got an extra meter doing that. =)

By: SmR

SmR — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:39:42 +0000

I gave it a try. My best was 0.3 meters or something (but then, I don’t have the patience or time now to try and figure out which thigh/calf is supposedly controlled by what and how it relates to the guy flailing epileptically on screen).
And Bitsy, the phrase “that’s just some giant geek faffing about with a physics engine” made me laugh way too hard.

By: karellan

karellan — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:13:51 +0000

I gave up after a .3 meter best. I’m proud to say I don’t have the time to waste on something THIS stupid.

By: Rachel K

Rachel K — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:09:23 +0000

57.8 meters! I got him to skid on one knee for the first fifty, then ride the fallen hurdle for a few more. Poor guy’s kneecaps must be worn down to a nub…