Dear Lord in Heaven, that’s a painfully unfunny site.

Please to discuss/post:
1. SPAM, it’s background, merits, and freakishness, and why canned meat is growing in popularity as the economy takes a plunge.
2. A mock-up of the Avengers’ (or another super hero group’s) application form.
3. A liveblog of some randomly selected TV show (I think I’m suffering from the cold-turkey end of liveblogging after the elections)
4. An amateur psych eval of the muppets (or another beloved TV cast) and their individual manias and phobias.

Failure to comply with these demands will have absolutely no impact on millions of people around the world.

http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2008/12/01/vote-humour-vote-canada-vote-mightygodking/

We can do this.

Yes we can.

(Is that better than “first!” or pretty much just as irritating?)

I voted for you, MGK, but don’t really know what to ask for other than the post on the Rainbow Raider I asked for last time, assuming he is in “Who’s Who” of course.

Useless Man, I am now unsure you are a lying liar. Whereas before I believed it to the core of my being. Now I don’t know what to believe, about anything!

Re. Mitchieville, Fenris Badwulf IS a bit much. Both the name and the person, if writing like this is any indication. Pretty sad state of affairs when a blogger that delusional and unfunny ends up in the final five.

http://vsrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63911

As you can see, we actually miss you.

I voted mgk and I think you should let your other contributors offer something up to the “why I should write for the legion”, or perhaps to some other comic series.

If not that, I would simply request a small article on the pure literary greatness that was the 1995 4-issue Dark Horse series Oktane.

You get a vision of the future – DC is going to make you chief writer on Legion of Superheroes. Three years from now. Before that, you have to make your bones in the comic industry, and destiny says you have to do it with Marvel.

Marvel asks you to pitch them a resurrection job on a currently dead title*. Their one rider is that there has to be room for a guest appearance from Wolverine within the first six issues. What’s your pitch?

* Kind of like how Gaiman resurrected the old Sandman title.

If you’re still taking suggestions– would you be able to post the best of Improved_Archie?