It already exists. I won’t post direct links since I don’t want to inadvertently get MGK in trouble with the law, but I will say that it’s really not that hard to find – you just have to know where to look.

And I still can’t hear the name Orville Redenbacher without thinking “Popcorn, Motherfuckers!”

See, as someone who knew beforehand that Kant was a real philosopher, I figured that without knowing that you wouldn’t appreciate the joke.

Yes it was, don’t worry. I remembered the “stat” post from December 1st, this part to be exact:

FLAPJACKS: Still, I assume I will generally not urgently need people to tell me about Kant or whatever.
(Pause.)
ME: Do you actually know anything about existential philosophy, or did you just pick “Kant” as a philosopical-sounding name at random and hope your reference would be right?
FLAPJACKS: The second one.
ME: I thought so.

Up until now I thought it was jut a philosophical-sounding name, but turns out there WAS a Kant and he WAS a philosopher.

I should never, ever doubt that Flapjacks doesn’t know what he’s talking about. That’s what I’m taking away from this.

And by “God,” of course, I mean MGK.