Comments on: I am going to be a writer for television

By: DensityDuck

DensityDuck — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:56:29 +0000

Oh hey there Dinosaur Comics, I didn’t know you were doing text-form posts on someone else’s blog now.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:10:37 +0000

@ Ithidet

> http://flapjacks.com/
> Laser eye surgery?! Thats …amazing.

Checks, confirms, spits drink.

By: John W

John W — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:17:15 +0000

The only problem with your Office idea is that it doesn’t feature a topless Jenna Fischer…

By: A New Challenger

A New Challenger — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:28:02 +0000

Wait, can I actually just mail hollywood scripts for things? Like… there’s a bigass mailbox, for “Hollywood?”

I am intrigued and would like to know more.

By: Lister Sage

Lister Sage — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:13:47 +0000

You’d be better off sending The Office script. Hollywood hates sci-fi which axes Galactica, Dollhouse and Smallville. The Gossip Girl and Housewives script would also serve you well.

By: Bitsy

Bitsy — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:41:08 +0000

…would she learn years later that the emu was a musical actor in costume?

Actually, the emu would be in the pay of her gangster father.

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:43:58 +0000

Nice SV plot. I’d go with the series ending with Superman looking into a “What If” machine, looking to the camera and going, “Great Rao, thank goodness that’s didn’t really happen!”

By: Oort

Oort — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:39:24 +0000

…I like Nathan Fillion.

By: Rian Fike

Rian Fike — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:10:40 +0000

Dude, wait. What? I can get PAID for this?

By: Jason B.

Jason B. — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:02:32 +0000

Where is Jim?

By: Kyle W.

Kyle W. — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:29:10 +0000

Bitsy, would she learn years later that the emu was a musical actor in costume?

By: Ithidet

Ithidet — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:15:48 +0000

http://flapjacks.com/

Laser eye surgery?! Thats …amazing.

By: Chris Russell

Chris Russell — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:13:09 +0000

I’ve decided to get rich by spamming every MGK thread by posting off-topic links to my shitty blog. WRITE ME SOME CHECKS MOTHERFUCKERS.

By: malakim2099

malakim2099 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:48:25 +0000

Flapjacks… I think that episode of Desperate Housewives already happened.

I am amused by the thought of Baltar helping anyone out of an addiction, though.

By: Bitsy

Bitsy — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:54:17 +0000

Flapjacks you will turn this town upside down! I can get you onto the set of Desperate Housewives if you want, I just want my 10% finder’s fee and commission okay?

Also I suggest you dash off a spec script for CSI: Portland. We’ll get that guy from Fargo to play the head crime dude, who has a crippling fear of heights like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo, and his partner will be Megan Fox, who has a crippling fear of giant birds, because she was raped by an emu. That’s a pretty darn angsty and tragic backstory.