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By: Mightygodking.com » Post Topic

Mightygodking.com » Post Topic — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:31:39 +0000

[...] the #1 Google result for “John Corabi.” ME: I’m fine with it, because unlike Steven Seagal, John Corabi does not have his own brand of knife. FLAPJACKS: You promised never to mention Steven [...]

By: Panzer

Panzer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:43:18 +0000

DUDE! You need to apologize to Mike Ditka immediately for associating him with the likes of Kevin Sorbo (who lost all his nerd points by participating in Meet the Spartans) and Lorenzo Lamas!

Bad Flapjacks!…bad!

By: chenry

chenry — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:51:11 +0000

Hey Steven Seagal!

By: lurkerwithout

lurkerwithout — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:20:58 +0000

This is now the best Flapjacks post ever. His panic is what makes it extra tasty. I can picture him running around in circles, clutching his head in total fear…

By: malakim2099

malakim2099 — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:45:37 +0000

Flapjacks is obviously Ninja Ninja to MGK’s Afro Samurai.

Apologies if someone said it earlier. Not meaning to idea-jack.

Steven Seagal is still very huge in the Philippines. No kidding.

By: Snap Wilson

Snap Wilson — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:58:49 +0000

Do you use a different voice when you talk as Flapjacks?

By: Jonny Kiehlmann

Jonny Kiehlmann — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:12:23 +0000

http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20020130.html – The introduction of one of the main characters. It’s sort of a catchphrase/significant property at times. Not read the comic in months, but I picked that up as a reference…

By: Bill Reed

Bill Reed — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:09:47 +0000

He also follows LeVar Burton, so I wouldn’t get too excited. Well, he was Kunta Kinte, I guess. And Geordie LaForge. And Reading Rainbow Guy…

Never mind. You’re hot shit!

By: Skemono

Skemono — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:38:01 +0000

Well, you attack him, he uses his aikido tricks to throw you harmlessly wherever he feels like it, except the harmless throw lands you in a vat of Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink, and then he just has to kind of hold you underneath the surface one-handed until your pitiful struggle finally ceases.

You don’t have to drown in Lightning Bolt Energy Drink to die from it. You just have to drink the stuff.

By: John W

John W — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:30:40 +0000

“Coming Soon Steven Seagal in “Jacked Scooter of Aikido”. ”

You forgot the tagline, Stark. A steely-eyed Seagal looks directly at the camera and says, “Would you like some syrup with that, punk?”

By: MGK

MGK — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:06:51 +0000

I love the wigu reference.

I have honestly never even read Wigu, so I don’t know what reference I made. Someone please enlighten me!

By: Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:53:42 +0000

Flapjacks, a word of advice — always assume that ANY conversation with MGK will be blogged.

By: Stark

Stark — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:47:37 +0000

This is the perfect premise for the next Steven Seagal movie. At least it’s better than Exit Wounds.

I can see it now…

At first he was Above the Law. Next he was Hard to Kill. Then he was Marked for Death. And then he was Out for Justice. Then he was Under Siege.
Soon after he was on Deadly Ground. It soon became a madness he could not control, until he was mocked. Mocked by a criminal named Flapjacks.

Coming Soon Steven Seagal in “Jacked Scooter of Aikido”.

Also starring:
Dash Mihok as Flapjack
Johnny Deep as MGK
and
Malin Ackerman as Luscious B. Ody

By: Smurfiest

Smurfiest — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:46:59 +0000

If nothing else, now I kinda like Seagal.

By: Myrth

Myrth — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:31:27 +0000

I want to see Seagal in a Wigu tee shirt now. I want to see it SO BAD.