Comments on: And Just Think Of The Smell http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/ Christopher Bird writes about things. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:33:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Christopher Bird: Should Be Writing For Comics | Culture War Reporters http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-67075 Christopher Bird: Should Be Writing For Comics | Culture War Reporters Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:34:57 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-67075 [...] has no obligation to do so. When he writes about Dracula he mentions Blade, and when writing about the death of Cytorrak [picture shown above] he makes sure to hint that there’s a chance not all is well with the [...] [...] has no obligation to do so. When he writes about Dracula he mentions Blade, and when writing about the death of Cytorrak [picture shown above] he makes sure to hint that there’s a chance not all is well with the [...]

]]> By: Dayv http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23152 Dayv Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:35:05 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23152 Do I detect an influence of J.G. Ballard's short story, "The Drowned Giant" here? Do I detect an influence of J.G. Ballard’s short story, “The Drowned Giant” here?

]]> By: lance lunchmeat http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23037 lance lunchmeat Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:07:01 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23037 Oh I see. This is what I get for taking the high road. I'll remember this. Oh I see. This is what I get for taking the high road. I’ll remember this.

]]> By: Sofa King http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23035 Sofa King Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:34:39 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23035 Cytorrak's new avatar killed him because she's just that nasty. That's right, it's the introduction of the Juggernaut Bitch. Cytorrak’s new avatar killed him because she’s just that nasty. That’s right, it’s the introduction of the Juggernaut Bitch.

]]> By: Evil Abraham Lincoln http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23034 Evil Abraham Lincoln Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:05:57 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23034 It's Juggernaut, people. If anyone (and I mean _anyone_) in the Marvel Universe would ever wake up in the morning and think, "You know what would be cool? Murdering a omnipotent ruler of an alternate dimension, usurping all of his power, then _leaving his corpse where everybody can find it_!", it would be the "Unstoppable Juggernaut". Why would it be the Juggernaut? I'm old-school. I remember Juggy's first non-mutant affiliated appearance in the Marvel Universe. He was banished to the Crimson Cosmos (his "meddling brother" made a machine) learned enough magic to fend off Dr. Strange and played Rochambeau with Nightmare. Then he came up with the brilliant plan to CHALLENGE ETERNITY! TO A FIGHT! FOR CONTROL OF ALL THAT IS! Personally, I like this Juggernaut a lot more than the "Huggernaut/Daddy abused me{sniff}!", version that popped up in Austen's run. Change the body's positioning a little (feet in Korea {for continuity}, his torso and one arm in China, the other arm in Russia and his head in Mongolia). Dr. Strange arrives, recognizes the corpse, measures the trajectory that a falling body would take if it were struck by an obscene amount of force, and thinks something like this... "Nightmare. Eternity. Cytorrak. The Hulk. Captain Britain. Thor. Cytorrak. The Hulk. D'spayre. The Trions. Cytorrak. The Hulk. The Octessence... The Hulk. And now, Cytorrak is dead. Someone's gotten a little smarter, or more desperate for power." It’s Juggernaut, people. If anyone (and I mean _anyone_) in the Marvel Universe would ever wake up in the morning and think, “You know what would be cool? Murdering a omnipotent ruler of an alternate dimension, usurping all of his power, then _leaving his corpse where everybody can find it_!”, it would be the “Unstoppable Juggernaut”.

Why would it be the Juggernaut? I’m old-school. I remember Juggy’s first non-mutant affiliated appearance in the Marvel Universe. He was banished to the Crimson Cosmos (his “meddling brother” made a machine) learned enough magic to fend off Dr. Strange and played Rochambeau with Nightmare. Then he came up with the brilliant plan to CHALLENGE ETERNITY! TO A FIGHT! FOR CONTROL OF ALL THAT IS! Personally, I like this Juggernaut a lot more than the “Huggernaut/Daddy abused me{sniff}!”, version that popped up in Austen’s run.

Change the body’s positioning a little (feet in Korea {for continuity}, his torso and one arm in China, the other arm in Russia and his head in Mongolia). Dr. Strange arrives, recognizes the corpse, measures the trajectory that a falling body would take if it were struck by an obscene amount of force, and thinks something like this…

“Nightmare. Eternity. Cytorrak. The Hulk. Captain Britain. Thor. Cytorrak. The Hulk. D’spayre. The Trions. Cytorrak. The Hulk. The Octessence… The Hulk. And now, Cytorrak is dead. Someone’s gotten a little smarter, or more desperate for power.”

]]> By: Zifnab http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23033 Zifnab Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:43:31 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23033 Oh man. He was killed by a crazy chest burster Alien. That would be the shizzle because now you've got find a 7 mile tall Predator to fix the mess. Oh man. He was killed by a crazy chest burster Alien. That would be the shizzle because now you’ve got find a 7 mile tall Predator to fix the mess.

]]> By: Coren http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23032 Coren Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:35:26 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23032 I really want this to cross over with the Juggernaut, whatever he should be doing at the time. Also, Ender's Game for Great Victory! I really want this to cross over with the Juggernaut, whatever he should be doing at the time.

Also, Ender’s Game for Great Victory!

]]> By: Christian http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23030 Christian Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:40:50 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23030 There was an amazing collaborate scenario on RPG.net based on a city built around the body of a Tarresque... the Tarresque kept regenerating and people kept mining it and getting messed up anyway i want to read this. i love mystical/symbolic stuff There was an amazing collaborate scenario on RPG.net based on a city built around the body of a Tarresque… the Tarresque kept regenerating and people kept mining it and getting messed up

anyway i want to read this. i love mystical/symbolic stuff

]]> By: MirrorMan http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23029 MirrorMan Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:21:24 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23029 And the hole in Cytorrak's chest is where Rex leaped out after the deity tried to vanquish his eternal enemy by swallowing him like a Little Debbie Snack Cake. It obviously failed... And the hole in Cytorrak’s chest is where Rex leaped out after the deity tried to vanquish his eternal enemy by swallowing him like a Little Debbie Snack Cake. It obviously failed…

]]> By: Evan http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23028 Evan Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:16:59 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23028 See people, THIS is what happens when you fuck with Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog. See people, THIS is what happens when you fuck with Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog.

]]> By: FifthSurprise http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23027 FifthSurprise Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:49:21 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23027 Suddenly this mystery requires Dr. Strange to travel /inside/ the body making it a very strange version of The Fantastic Voyage. Y'know... part of me thinks it'd be hilarious if it was some sort of parasite that had killed Cytorrak from the inside out. Cytorrak was just in that area because y'know... where else can you sit down and enjoy Earth without disturbing a lot of people. Cytorrak can't go and catch Phillies games. Suddenly this mystery requires Dr. Strange to travel /inside/ the body making it a very strange version of The Fantastic Voyage.

Y’know… part of me thinks it’d be hilarious if it was some sort of parasite that had killed Cytorrak from the inside out. Cytorrak was just in that area because y’know… where else can you sit down and enjoy Earth without disturbing a lot of people. Cytorrak can’t go and catch Phillies games.

]]> By: Illuyankas http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23025 Illuyankas Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:04:02 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23025 @FifthSurprise: The enemy's gate is down. Or given the subject matter, the enema's gate is dowOH DEAR LORD NO @FifthSurprise: The enemy’s gate is down. Or given the subject matter, the enema’s gate is dowOH DEAR LORD NO

]]> By: Beachfox http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23023 Beachfox Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:17:12 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23023 Oh, and thank you, Strange, for tracking him down and calling him by his name and generally putting a big giant neon sign over his seedy motel saying "Cytorrak Here (PS: He's Not Really Dead)". I sure hope you're up for handling whatever's about to knock at the door. Cytorrak wasn't. Oh, and thank you, Strange, for tracking him down and calling him by his name and generally putting a big giant neon sign over his seedy motel saying “Cytorrak Here (PS: He’s Not Really Dead)”. I sure hope you’re up for handling whatever’s about to knock at the door.

Cytorrak wasn’t.

]]> By: Beachfox http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23022 Beachfox Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:15:23 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23022 It wasn't murder, it was suicide. Cytorrak killed himself in order to incarnate into a new (temporarily mortalish) body. That wound is from where the new Him escaped. Why? He's hiding from someone. Or something. And wants to start WWIII in Mongolia, but that's just why he incarnated on land instead of at the bottom of the ocean. It's mainly all about the hiding. It wasn’t murder, it was suicide.

Cytorrak killed himself in order to incarnate into a new (temporarily mortalish) body. That wound is from where the new Him escaped.

Why?

He’s hiding from someone. Or something.

And wants to start WWIII in Mongolia, but that’s just why he incarnated on land instead of at the bottom of the ocean. It’s mainly all about the hiding.

]]> By: Mad Scientist http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/comment-page-1/#comment-23021 Mad Scientist Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:47:45 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/06/and-just-think-of-the-smell/#comment-23021 Yeah, but the guy's 7 miles tall. Maybe it was a pack of 20 guys with a giant spear.... Yeah, but the guy’s 7 miles tall. Maybe it was a pack of 20 guys with a giant spear….

]]>