Comments on: Awesomeness. http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/ Christopher Bird writes about things. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:23:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: piranhtachew http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23637 piranhtachew Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:30:32 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23637 How much press coverage would there be of him getting a pet human for his puppies? How much press coverage would there be of him getting a pet human for his puppies?

]]> By: Will http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23635 Will Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:34:20 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23635 Shit, MGK, way to blow his cover. After he went to all the trouble of getting the giant afro body wig and custom lei fitted, not to mention playing the "cute and playful" card to distract the international press corps from the growing pile of brutally savaged dead assassins round the corner. Shit, MGK, way to blow his cover. After he went to all the trouble of getting the giant afro body wig and custom lei fitted, not to mention playing the “cute and playful” card to distract the international press corps from the growing pile of brutally savaged dead assassins round the corner.

]]> By: Canadave http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23631 Canadave Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:06:14 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23631 I'm thinking Canada needs a Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog Party. I’m thinking Canada needs a Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog Party.

]]> By: Bret http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23627 Bret Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:43:50 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23627 Rex fought in WW deuce. He killed Nazis. And he's still in fighting fit. He is a genuine American hero, and aspirations based on his species or age only demean his opponents. Rex fought in WW deuce. He killed Nazis.

And he’s still in fighting fit. He is a genuine American hero, and aspirations based on his species or age only demean his opponents.

]]> By: Mad Scientist http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23624 Mad Scientist Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:20:27 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23624 I dunno, Cordialatron -- a 34 year old dog would be in pretty rough shape.... I dunno, Cordialatron — a 34 year old dog would be in pretty rough shape….

]]> By: SmR http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23623 SmR Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:13:27 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23623 Oh hell yes. Oh hell yes.

]]> By: Sofa King http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23622 Sofa King Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:44:37 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23622 Rex shits adamantium. That's how awesome he is. Rex shits adamantium. That’s how awesome he is.

]]> By: lance lunchmeat http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23616 lance lunchmeat Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:41:51 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23616 Really, enough with Squirrel Girl. She's a stupid punchline of a character. Rex is so far past her it's embarrassing you keep mentioning her. Really, enough with Squirrel Girl. She’s a stupid punchline of a character. Rex is so far past her it’s embarrassing you keep mentioning her.

]]> By: Zifnab http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23615 Zifnab Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:37:26 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23615 I'm sorry, but before I can vote for him, I'm going to have to see his birth certificate. I’m sorry, but before I can vote for him, I’m going to have to see his birth certificate.

]]> By: Cordialatron http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23614 Cordialatron Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:32:36 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23614 There's nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can't be president! There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can’t be president!

]]> By: Dan http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23613 Dan Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:32:18 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23613 Campaign slogan: He's so bad-ass he is his own running mate. Campaign slogan:
He’s so bad-ass he is his own running mate.

]]> By: Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23612 Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:18:02 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23612 I love this. I love this.

]]> By: Sage Freehaven http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23611 Sage Freehaven Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:53:10 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23611 I counter with http://i42.tinypic.com/2qjysnq.jpg I counter with http://i42.tinypic.com/2qjysnq.jpg

]]> By: RobotKeaton http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23608 RobotKeaton Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:32:25 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23608 Too bad we didn't have these around election time. The recession would have shit itself and left town. Too bad we didn’t have these around election time. The recession would have shit itself and left town.

]]> By: Bret http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/comment-page-1/#comment-23607 Bret Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:24:09 +0000 http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/04/15/awesomeness/#comment-23607 The sound you hear is one billion evildoers going "Oh Fuck" at once. The sound you hear is one billion evildoers going “Oh Fuck” at once.

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