Comments on: It puts the lotion on its skin

By: Archie Firsts

Archie Firsts — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 21:19:14 +0000

[...] that those who hunt through comics looking for ‘Betty Cooper Is Insane’ stories (see http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/06/03/it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin/ for details) are out of luck, for we have here The Rainmaker, easily my favorite story of the [...]

By: HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com

HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:13:51 +0000

[...] not the One Who Almost Got Away, she’s the One You Almost Didn’t Get Away From in Time. MightyGodKing does a great breakdown explaining how Betty isn’t “The nice one”, she’s “The crazy [...]

By: Mugen Kagemaru

Mugen Kagemaru — Thu, 05 May 2011 04:51:04 +0000

“HE LOVES ME!” *BLAM* “HE LOVES ME!” *BLAM* “TAKE THAT, SMITHERS! I CAN KILL BECAUSE ARCHIE LOVES ME AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE UNIVERSE!” *BLAM* “ARCHIE WANTS YOU TO BLEED, MR. LODGE!” *BLAM* “ARCHIE’S LOVE MAKES ME IMMORTAL! I AM A GODDESS OF EVERLASTING PEACE AND LOVE!” *BLAM* Fantastic!

By: James 1

James 1 — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:39:31 +0000

let us never forget the shower scene with veronica and betty. no changed word balloons, it was de carlo sex at its best.

By: Fleen: Home Of The Webcomics Action News Team! » Zhere Wolf. Zhere Castle.

Fleen: Home Of The Webcomics Action News Team! » Zhere Wolf. Zhere Castle. — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:11:58 +0000

[...] Everyteen, Reggie’s a jerk, Veronica’s a snob, Jughead’s most likely asexual, and Betty is freakin’ insane. You can pick up literally any Archie story ever written, and by the end [...]

By: Skull / Bones » Blog Archive » The Gays are invading Riverdale!!!

Skull / Bones » Blog Archive » The Gays are invading Riverdale!!! — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:00:18 +0000

[...] the creativity in the work of Samm Schwartz, and people can upload comics with “WTF?” subtexts that elicit the easily answered “Wait. Who wrote this stuff?” — it stands to [...]

By: Moe Lane » The Archie/Betty/Veronica thing isn’t as funny now, for some reason.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:43:33 +0000

[...] Mighty God King’s got a point. He’s got one hell of a point, in fact. You should read him, by the way: he was very sound on Captain America. Even if I can’t find it any more. [...]

By: Flushmaster

Flushmaster — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:35:38 +0000

I’ve always found the crazy girls to be incredibly sexy, to the point that my best friend insists that my attraction to psycho bitches is a manifestation of some kind of subconcious suicidal urges. Crazy women are never boring, and they’re always better in bed (or back seats, or behind a highway rest stop, or on their parents’ dining room table, or wherever).

On the other hand I’m pretty much broke and perpetually single aside from the occasional brief-yet-exciting relationships and one horribly failed engagement. Maybe Veronica is the wiser choice for the long term. Besides, it’s not like Betty won’t still do anything Archie wants, so all he has to do for some hot crazy bitch sex is to sneak away from Veronica and have Jughead fake an alibi for him.

By: Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » A thousand fleshy tinmen hold sway

Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » A thousand fleshy tinmen hold sway — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:01:49 +0000

[...] back when the issue was first announced, I took the opportunity to make fun of Betty being insane, and that took on a life of its own to be sure. But I genuinely like Archie comics; at their best [...]

By: Silent 3

Silent 3 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:47:06 +0000

If I had to marry one of them, I’d take Betty.

Veronica will treat you like shit, spend all your money, and fuck your brother.

As long as you don’t divorce Betty, she’ll treat you like a King.

…but if you DO divorce her, hide your pet rabbit and your large cooking pot…

By: Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » UPDATE: Betty Cooper still insane

Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » UPDATE: Betty Cooper still insane — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:18:47 +0000

[...] one, two) Tell The World: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and [...]

By: There is also fun in the world « Twenty Palaces

There is also fun in the world « Twenty Palaces — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:32:27 +0000

[...] It puts the lotion on its skin. Why Archie is smart to propose to Veronica rather than [...]

By: Ann Nichols

Ann Nichols — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:09:54 +0000

I remember that story! (Alas, I don’t recall if I had that issue or my younger sister did.)

I didn’t think anything of it at the time….

By: Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » UPDATE: Betty Cooper still insane

Mightygodking.com » Post Topic » UPDATE: Betty Cooper still insane — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:01:06 +0000

[...] relation to Betty Cooper’s obvious insanity, I give you this, brought to my attention by Jaime [...]

By: aa_long

aa_long — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:11:39 +0000

Anybody know which comic/issue this story was in? It’s hilarious.