Comments on: Oh no! Translation trouble!

By: bryan

bryan — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:38:58 +0000

Cowboy 3: This dog seems to be searching for a shark that has stolen his favorite Dinosaur Bone!

Cowboy 4: Heh heh, you said bone.

By: jackd

jackd — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:22:06 +0000

Cowboy 3: That dog’s got a good grasp of perspective. His line’s a little weak, but when you take the medium into account, he’s a right tolerable draughtsman.
Cowboy 4: Wonder how he does at portraiture?

By: Craig Oxbrow

Craig Oxbrow — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:31:06 +0000

“Well, that explains things!”

By: End Of The World

End Of The World — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:50:57 +0000

“The dog is trying to communicate with us. Let’s see… good lord, Sam, this dog is drawing a bong!”

By: Bret

Bret — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:57:44 +0000

No, it’s just Rex is so awesome, the human mind has to immediately accept anything he does as normal or explode.

By: Ian_M

Ian_M — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:14:42 +0000

Not one of those cowboys seems surprised that the dog can draw. There must be a lot of dirt-drawing bullet-dodging wonder dogs in the world.

Let’s hope they never get organized.

By: lance lunchmeat

lance lunchmeat — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:22:17 +0000

Fuck YOU, translator function of the Lantern Ring.

By: Craig Oxbrow

Craig Oxbrow — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:57:38 +0000

This is before he devoted time to studying and mastering all human languages, obviously.

By: Lister Sage

Lister Sage — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:36:12 +0000

Packerchu: I think the word your looking for is ‘stat’.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:46:57 +0000

And even then the useless monkeys couldn’t get it right.

What Rex was trying to say was: I need a ride out of here. Give me your fucking plane or I will eat your fucking faces off.

Sadly, none of the assembled cowboys had his own aeroplane, but at least Rex got a meal out of the deal.

By: HitTheTargets

HitTheTargets — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:45:10 +0000

Big deal. One time, I saw this pig that psychically influenced a spider into writing legible English about how great the pig was. Unless that turns out to be, I don’t, some sort of scam, Rex will have to be number 2.

By: Witty

Witty — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:38:40 +0000

Further evidence that a time-traveling Rex taught hieroglyphs to the ancient Egyptians.

By: Packerchu

Packerchu — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:50:16 +0000

I *demand* full Dog-ish immersion programs in our schools, posthaste!

By: karellan

karellan — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:10:46 +0000

Dodging bullets and riding horses and shit is one thing, but drawing pictures crosses a fucking line. This is clearly insane.