Comments on: Hee.

By: Joysweeper

Joysweeper — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:49:51 +0000

I was going to eat one of the juicy and delicious plums in the closet when I found that they had gone bad. This is exactly what it’s like to be a farmer whose crop fails at a crucial time.

By: Kyle W.

Kyle W. — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:51:45 +0000

I was once a little hungry at work. It was exactly like a concentration camp.

By: Aggs

Aggs — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:08:08 +0000

I saw a new meme on the internet.

Now I know what the people who found the Dead Sea Scrolls felt like.

By: Count Baqula

Count Baqula — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:52:53 +0000

I just rode my bike two miles while I had a massive headache.
Now I know exactly what it’s like to be Lance Armstrong.

By: Aulayan

Aulayan — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:18:25 +0000

…

And to think, he’s (one of 5,000 people) running for Governor of Michigan. And he’s considered a “Good representative” from the area I used to live.

I’ve had Pete Hoekstra as a Representative.

Now I know what 1930s Germany was like.

By: Dane

Dane — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:50:11 +0000

Got called gay and punched in the arm while wearing a pink shirt.

Now I know what it feels like to be Harvey Milk.

By: CB

CB — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:33:35 +0000

My phone crapped out on me…

Now I know what it feels like to live in a third world country…

By: Zenrage

Zenrage — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:04:43 +0000

And after a couple weeks of taking their lumps on the intertubes, Fox News will report on the meme while, once again, conveniently replacing the R after his name with a D (y’know, just a typo).

Then after a few more weeks, right-wingers will use the meme as a way of ignoring any accurate comparisons made by the left-wing.

I am not wrong.

By: BringTheNoise

BringTheNoise — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:53:37 +0000

Forgot to eat dinner.

Now I know what it’s like to be a famine victim.

By: Randy B.

Randy B. — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:29:50 +0000

My nose is bleeding.
Now I know how a woman feels when Aunt Flow visits.

Note to female readers: please don’t hurt me. :-p

By: Evan Waters

Evan Waters — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:39:26 +0000

iPod is broken.

Now I know what it’s like to have your spouse murdered.

By: Quixim

Quixim — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:08:12 +0000

Got grounded by mom.

Feels like Guantanamo.