Comments on: HOT

By: candlejack

candlejack — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:31:03 +0000

Perhaps one of Pennywise’s children hitched a lift to Canada with MGK after one of his childhood vacations in Maine….

By: Sofa King

Sofa King — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:34:53 +0000

Flapjacks is Pennywise? Derry is in Canada?

By: Zenrage

Zenrage — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:14:31 +0000

Flapjacks is MGK’s imaginary friend from when he was a child.

(MGK, not Flapjacks)

Oddly enough, he also bears a strong resemblance to the toy clown from Poltergeist.

(Flapjacks, not MGK)

By: supergp

supergp — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:44:20 +0000

I suspect Flapjacks exists, and they do have ridiculous conversations, and MGK simply posts funnier/edited versions of his recollections of them.

By: Rob Brown

Rob Brown — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:38:31 +0000

How do you remember so long a conversation? Is it paraphrased?

MGK’s never given a straight answer to that question when it’s been asked that I recall, Oort. Some people think it’s paraphrased, some people think he records them, some people think that Flapjacks doesn’t really exist. All I know is they’re damn funny.

By: kateshort

kateshort — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:07:28 +0000

Of *course* Flapjacks listens to your advice!

[Taking your advice, of course, is not a Flapjackian option...]

By: Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:01:51 +0000

Flapjacks needs his own late-night talk show.

By: Oort

Oort — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:04:19 +0000

How do you remember so long a conversation? Is it paraphrased?

By: Rob Brown

Rob Brown — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:47:32 +0000

You know, this is why the Be Sharps broke up…

Hey, that’s right….

Somebody needs to find out if Wiggum was moonlighting as a writer of hot/not lists.

By: John W

John W — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:23:22 +0000

I am convinced that Flapjacks is MGK’s Tyler Durden-esque alter ego.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:19:11 +0000

I have to admit, the list Flapjacks came up with is already much, much better than the ones ‘Entertainment Weekly’ runs each week.

By: piranhtachew

piranhtachew — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:20:44 +0000

Are panini and all those other fancy sandwiches hot or not?

By: Stig

Stig — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:38:14 +0000

You know, this is why the Be Sharps broke up…

By: Lister Sage

Lister Sage — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:23:32 +0000

“I am going to be one of those guys who makes up the “hot or not” lists!”

My reaction: “Oh God.”

By: Zifnab

Zifnab — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:59:00 +0000

Was the slot for Playboy model make-up application specialist already taken?