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Omg! What is that on your chin?! Get it off! Get it off!

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Young punk whippersnapper. Your smugness makes me want to tie your hipster shoe-laces together. Get off my lawn!

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What about the other one! It is soooooo good!

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Totally digging the tennies-with-business-suit vibe you’ve got going on.

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Now if we could only get a picture of Flapjacks.

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Diego Ibarra said on October 27th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Jimmy Kimmel?

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Yeah, I can totally see you as Doctor Who.

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RobotKeaton said on October 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

It’s called a taint tickler, Zifnab.

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Man up and go for the full beard. Or at least a proper moustache. Chin-cosies are the facial hair of the indecisive!

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I started out with full beard, then went to Van Dyke, then to this. I’m happy with what I’ve got now.

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Polar Bear said on October 27th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

*porn voice* I’d hit that.

And that’s why you don’t post pictures of yourself on the internet.

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Actually, you are damn cute.

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And that’s why you don’t post pictures of yourself on the internet.

This would have been a more effective lesson if it had involved your prosthetic arm being torn off.

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Polar Bear said on October 27th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

It’s still stuck in the dish-washer, unfortunately.

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Cookie McCool said on October 27th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

I’d pencil the beard back on, but our IT department makes vicious blonde jokes about me when I draw on the monitors.

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Zero cool!

I thought you was black, man!

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MKG: “This would have been a more effective lesson if it had involved your prosthetic arm being torn off.”

Well, he obviously wasn’t raised by Jeffery Tambor.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Canadians don’t understand neckties

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Jason McCulley said on October 28th, 2009 at 12:52 am

Awesome. I like having a mental image of people who I follow online.

Now if you’d just record vocal tracks for something, my mental mightygodking composite will be complete.

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oddly enough when i saw the picture my first thought was “oh this must be Flapjacks”

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SilverMoonWolf said on October 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Huh. It’s rare that my imagination lives up to reality. You -are- cute.

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But- but- you aren’t a person! You’re a series of entertaining words! If you’re a person, then you have legitimate reason to eat and sleep and do things besides update your blog, and then where will we be?

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“Awesome. I like having a mental image of people who I follow online.”

That’s what I wanted to say too, but couldn’t figure out how to say it non-creepily. Thanks.
Now it’s got me thinking, has anyone ever called you MGK in real life? That would be strange.

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I have a mortal fear of running into an internet person whom I follow online in real life, and then saying something more retarded than I normally do, like, “Hey! You’re Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang! What have you eaten lately?” Is that normal?

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Dude, learn to tie a tie.

(I kid… that’s a good picture of you, for realz.)

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You’re a charismatic motherfucker, MGK.

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