Now, a bear weighs approximately seven hundred and fifty pounds. A large German shepherd weighs about ninety pounds. It should be essentially impossible for a dog to knock over a bear.
However, certain dogs have mastered the science of Rexonomics, which enables one, through the use of specific equations, to change one’s own body mass, not unlike the Vision except without the horrible color scheme. Certain dogs such as Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
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Well… Vision DID have a similar colour scheme in the late 80s and early 90s…
Once again, this is why Rex rules.
Spine like steel, that dog. I mean, not only is he swinging by his jaws, but he’s swinging by his jaws hindfeet-first.
Tactile Telekinesis!
There are certain Asian martial art techniques where the application of force and movement allows one of smaller body mass to move larger objects, such as the Number One Threat to Our Nation: BEARS.
Rex is merely using the method of pendulum motion to apply his body at the right pressure point on the bear’s kryptonite-enhanced hide to knock the bear away from a weakened and helpless Clark Kent.
WHERE did I get the idea this was Ursa Major? What am I SMOKING?
Oh, c’mon. I like the Vision.
F=M*A
That panel just doesn’t show that Rex had accelerated to supersonic wonderdog speed
FURRY THUNDERBOLT.
I’m not going to touch it. I’ll just leave it there.
Am I wrong or is Rex our fearless Bear Patrol leader not even holding onto the vine, because that how it look to me.
Once you missile-kick the bear, it’s permissible to let go of the rope. The dog isn’t much use once he’s transferred all his momentum into the bear if he just hangs there.
Pretty sure those bear claws have been coated with adamantium…
I humbly request that the frame in this article be turned into the new site banner.
More importantly, momentum=mass times velocity.
Rex is a real swinger.
Rex confirms that the bears still suck.
Things Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog Cannot Do:
1) Create a rock so big he can’t move it.
2) There is no number two.
We forgot to account for the amount of mass imparted by the ***AWESOME***
Another Rex superpower: He can make vines appear ANYWHERE.
Don’t fuck with Rex.
Is that a real comic? I heard of Mighty Mouse, but….
You bet your firm, well-toned patootie it’s a real comic.
“I humbly request that the frame in this article be turned into the new site banner.”
I’d have to agree.
‘Sometimes you have to vine-kick the bear’
The bear was paid to take a dive.
That is the most Gil Kanesque bear imaginable.
@Zenrage, are you denying the awesome vine-swinging bear-fighting skills of Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog?
Wait… Wait… if the bear *was* paid to take a dive… then… who paid the bear? Has this whole rescue attempt been staged…?
REX ITS A TRAP
Why you gotta hate on Ursa Major?
Because Ursa Major is only a minor character?
Right? RIGHT? *holds his hand high for a high-five*
Rex already KNOWS it’s a trap.
Honestly.
A BEAR TRAP.
Little does Rex know that once he’s finished with the bear, that a really mean badger is waiting for him….
@Keogh: http://www.thesimpsons.com/badgers/index.htm
LOL. Rob, that badger looks mean enough…
Heh, yeah, and it looked even meaner in the episode. I’m a little disappointed to see that the “Test Your Knowledge” part doesn’t work, though, since I thought that was the most entertaining of the three. You would click and drag various food items onto the badger and watch how it reacted.
You watch in fear as the badger chews down that bat you tried hitting it with….
Now we really do need a Rex versus the Badger bit…
OK, you’ve won me over. Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog is my new god.
Does rex’s coloring remind anyone else of Amaterasu in okami?
If the flying kick doesn’t do it, the inkbrush slash will.
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