Comments on: HOLY FUCKBALLS YES pt. 2

By: Bass

Bass — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:59:21 +0000

“gnosis said… I’m with you Bass. I definitely got the gist of what the entire story is going to be from that.

On the other hand, woo! Briefcase armor!”

This is what aggravates me so.

How much do you want to bet that there is only a *hint* that Tony Stark has invented the ‘briefcase armour’ in the movie? It’s probably a throwaway line of, “I don’t go anywhere without my briefcase.” Or Pepper saying,”Don’t forget your briefcase”. Something innocuous that HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S A COMPACT IRON MAN HOLY AWESOME!

But now… I know precisely when, where, and how that’s going to happen, and I know that’s how he defeats Whiplash. When the first trailer came out, I was all, “How is Iron Man going to not die to Whiplash??!?!?!?!?!!” Now I know.

I have to try to forget this trailer so I can (hopefully) enjoy the movie.

I’m just reminded of TERMINATOR 2 and how all the trailers spoilt the twist that Arnie was a good guy in it. If you watch the movie, it’s carefully paced and structured to make you think that the T-1000 is a good guy. (He’s a cop, he smiles, and so on.)

Hurm.

By: William George

William George — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:04:53 +0000

Briefcase armor has sold me on this movie.

By: SmR

SmR — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:53:24 +0000

@Robert Eddleman: Agreed. SAM ROCKWELL YAY

By: Mary Warner

Mary Warner — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:16:29 +0000

I’m not sure what to say. Everyone else seems to have captured my thoughts.

Natasha is a notary?

By: MXM-194

MXM-194 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:46:43 +0000

Has now learned that when MGK says “holy fuckballs” he ain’t lyin’.

By: Craig Oxbrow

Craig Oxbrow — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:21:49 +0000

Eeeeeeee!

Thanks for the heads up.

By: PaulW

PaulW — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:32:44 +0000

OMG! It was his sled!

No, seriously. Kane’s sled turned into Iron Man armor.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:50:54 +0000

Trailers (almost) always spoil, guys.

That said, NICE job with the briefcase armor.

By: Lash Lightning

Lash Lightning — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:44:01 +0000

As everyone else said, Briefcase Armour! Which is also the Silver Centurion Armour!

Frankly, I’m only excited because it reminds me of the old 90′s cartoon.

By: LightlyFrosted

LightlyFrosted — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:41:10 +0000

“So, Mister Stark, ar you willing to turn over the Iron Man armour?”

“Excuse me, I just left something in my.. briefcase..”

Deleted scene! Eh? Eh?

By: gnosis

gnosis — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:20:42 +0000

I’m with you Bass. I definitely got the gist of what the entire story is going to be from that.

On the other hand, woo! Briefcase armor!

By: The Stark

The Stark — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:54:14 +0000

No one has even mentioned Black Widow.

Just saying!

By: karellan

karellan — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:53:11 +0000

This is awesome. How come so many directors and producers can’t see how to make a good superhero movie that stays true to the comics when Jon Favreau makes it look so easy?

By: Robert Eddleman

Robert Eddleman — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:45:25 +0000

More Sam Rockwell= win.

By: Gloria

Gloria — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:11:18 +0000

@CB: I don’t know, but keep saying it, because it can’t be said enough.

I’m gibbering like an idiot at my desk.