Comments on: Oh no! Medieval menace!

By: Meanderthal

Meanderthal — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:16:09 +0000

The lance is just a distraction, Duke Dratho, but by the time you figure that out, it’ll be far, far too late. You poor bastard.

By: MDF

MDF — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:59:55 +0000

And after this, he’s doubtless gonna marry the Princess.

Bigby and Snow White from Willingham’s Fables? They knew inter-species procreation was possible cause Rex did it.

By: Aisling

Aisling — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 07:20:54 +0000

DistantFred: Rex is too awesome for just one company to contain.

By: DistantFred

DistantFred — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:55:11 +0000

I am deeply disappointed by the recurrence of people not knowing that Rex is a DC character…

By: Piranhtachew

Piranhtachew — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:30:48 +0000

Did Rex win both horses at the end of this? Because even if Sir Fuck You *would’ve* won – somehow – SFY’s horse would rather be with Rex.

By: lance lunchmeat

lance lunchmeat — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:11:55 +0000

You people doubted be when I said the horseriding only gets more absurd.

THAT WAS AT YOUR PERIL.

By: Ali

Ali — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:07:23 +0000

Oh my god. He’s holding the reins in his motherfucking paws and the lance in his mouth and I just…I have no words. This is amazing. You are amazing.

By: CB

CB — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:59:51 +0000

Mary: It’s an extreme case of “Simpsons did it” only in this case it’s “Rex did it.” The only hope other characters have is to perform the same stunts and hope they do almost as well as Rex does.

By: Stig

Stig — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:34:33 +0000

My question is at last answered.

By: Zyzzyva

Zyzzyva — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:00:06 +0000

I love how you don’t even post the next panel anymore – by this point, we can all draw our own conclusions as to the world of hurt Duke Dratho is about to be in.

By: Mary Warner

Mary Warner — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:38:29 +0000

I thought everyone knew Batman drew all his inspiration from Rex, the Mother-fucking Wonder Dog, and always has. Superman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, James Bond, MacGyver– they’re all ripping him off.

By: Craig Oxbrow

Craig Oxbrow — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:32:27 +0000

Logic, physics and biology are all on Duke Dratho’s side.

Like that matters.

By: Verklemptomaniac

Verklemptomaniac — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:50:49 +0000

Having won the joust, our hero became Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, and was henceforth known as IMPERIUS REX!!!

So now you know who Namor’s always shouting about.

By: Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:29:19 +0000

In before Rex the Wonder Dog has a cameo in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

By: PaulW

PaulW — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:10:31 +0000

Wilhelm Dratho, Duke of Westcumberland (b.1265 – d. 1299). He f-ckedeth with the wrongeth Wonder Dog.