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“And this was my swimsuit!”
“Doll Man? He wasn’t so tough.”
CandidGamera for the win. I don’t think I could top that if I tried.
“Is this your placenta?”
“Now your soul is mine! And what an ugly thing it is!”
“I have to have these condoms custom made!”
“Veronica, our relationship. . . we’re like two peas in a pod.”
Not relevant to the discussion at hand, but is this what constitutes a challenge in Toronto? Or just for readers of the Toronto Sun?
See, Veronica? I just press this button and I’ll keep shrinking to sizes that are marginal but unsettling!
So, you take this IUD thingy, and you shove it up your…
Got your nose!
IA! IA! DILTON FHTAGN!
“You want proof I’m serial killer? Here’s Betty’s hymen!”
“So, I finally took my Mego Robin out of the box!”
“See? They DO make Double-Condoms! Finally we can have sex!”
“So you see Veronica, there is a good reason why you’ve never seen me and the Crimson Woodpecker together.”
“Why are you screaming like that? You’re acting as though Betty were outside of the car with a machete and a bottle of K/Y!”
It’s their souls, Veronica! Five hundred souls! In unending pain! Have you ever heard a more exquisite music? It’s like a sonic distillation of everything it is to be human!
“Yep, I’m the Corkscrew Killer! Been meanin’ to tell ya but I just been so darn busy that I never found a good time.”
“… Dilton’s new optical illusion. In real-time it looks like the number 8, but if you see it during a flashback sequence it looks like a scary monster!”
I had my testicles removed and made into jewelry for you, Ronnie. Happy Birthday!
See, Ronnie? When I hold the amulet and wish, I can reach you wherever you are!
See, Betty? When I hold the amulet and wish…
“You see, Ronnie? We’re all going back to the water.”
“It’s a domino mask. Our first child is going to be a baby superhero. He will fight baby crime.”
Alternatively:
“YOU put the lime in the coconut, YOU have to drink it all up!”
“It seems, in your anger, you killed her.”
“‘Could I be any smaller?’ I accept your challenge! I just happen to have my amulet of shrinking 15 percent right here.”
“Hey Ronnie I took Improved Turning last level and… oh.”
“C’mon Ronnie, just let me stick this little guy in your ear and you’ll be a happy part of the Collective!”
“Why are you screaming like that? You’re acting as though Betty were outside of the car with a machete and a bottle of K/Y!”
Very, very funny.
“It’s a domino mask. Our first child is going to be a baby superhero. He will fight baby crime.”
Also very funny.
“My testicles are superheroes! They also fight crime. This is their mask.”
Check out this balloon full of custard I just found on the floor!
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