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Not relevant to the discussion at hand, but is this what constitutes a challenge in Toronto? Or just for readers of the Toronto Sun?
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See, Betty? When I hold the amulet and wish…
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Alternatively:
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Also very funny.
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Check out this balloon full of custard I just found on the floor!