Comments on: Not Quite Improved Archie

By: Vellocet

Vellocet — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 08:50:43 +0000

Check out this balloon full of custard I just found on the floor!

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:04:24 +0000

“Why are you screaming like that? You’re acting as though Betty were outside of the car with a machete and a bottle of K/Y!”

Very, very funny.

“It’s a domino mask. Our first child is going to be a baby superhero. He will fight baby crime.”

Also very funny.

“My testicles are superheroes! They also fight crime. This is their mask.”

By: Evil Midnight Lurker

Evil Midnight Lurker — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:34:34 +0000

“C’mon Ronnie, just let me stick this little guy in your ear and you’ll be a happy part of the Collective!”

By: equinox216

equinox216 — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:39:42 +0000

“Hey Ronnie I took Improved Turning last level and… oh.”

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:12:44 +0000

“‘Could I be any smaller?’ I accept your challenge! I just happen to have my amulet of shrinking 15 percent right here.”

By: Stig

Stig — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:13:36 +0000

Alternatively:

“YOU put the lime in the coconut, YOU have to drink it all up!”

“It seems, in your anger, you killed her.”

By: Stig

Stig — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:08:36 +0000

“It’s a domino mask. Our first child is going to be a baby superhero. He will fight baby crime.”

By: NCallahan

NCallahan — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:06:53 +0000

“You see, Ronnie? We’re all going back to the water.”

By: Eric S. Smith

Eric S. Smith — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:29:51 +0000

See, Betty? When I hold the amulet and wish…

By: Eric S. Smith

Eric S. Smith — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:27:08 +0000

See, Ronnie? When I hold the amulet and wish, I can reach you wherever you are!

By: Joe X

Joe X — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:51:14 +0000

I had my testicles removed and made into jewelry for you, Ronnie. Happy Birthday!

By: Carter

Carter — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:00:35 +0000

“… Dilton’s new optical illusion. In real-time it looks like the number 8, but if you see it during a flashback sequence it looks like a scary monster!”

By: Evan Waters

Evan Waters — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:50:57 +0000

“Yep, I’m the Corkscrew Killer! Been meanin’ to tell ya but I just been so darn busy that I never found a good time.”

By: Odd King

Odd King — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:28:18 +0000

It's their souls, Veronica! Five hundred souls! In unending pain! Have you ever heard a more exquisite music? It's like a sonic distillation of everything it is to be human!

By: PaulW

PaulW — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:58:10 +0000

“Why are you screaming like that? You’re acting as though Betty were outside of the car with a machete and a bottle of K/Y!”