A lot of my comic parodies vaporized alongside my old Livejournal, but this one – thanks to a timely email by Paul Mata, and the vagaries of Bittorrent sharing (apparently it was on Demonoid, which is really quite the compliment) survived. And, honestly, this was certainly the most widely read and popular of them all anyway.
So, without further ado: Civil War (What Really Happened). Once again, thrill to the recycled dick jokes! Goggle at the running “She-Hulk as moneygrubbing lawyer” gag, which I think at this point I alone on the entire planet found amusing! Marvel at how I managed to use three separate fonts for standard lettering over the course of the series, one of them by accident!
ISSUE ONE: The Gathering Storm (And Richards, And Grimm, And…)
ISSUE TWO: The Issue Where Not Much Of Anything Happens
ISSUE THREE: “Oh, shit!”
ISSUE FOUR: I Always Wondered What Type Of Music Clone Thor Liked
ISSUE FIVE: Which Is Actually The One I Did First, Which I Hope Explains The Use Of Comic Sans MS
ISSUE SIX: Which Is One Issue Before Issue Seven, So You Know… Cliffhanger Ending, Etc.
ISSUE SEVEN: The Big Wow Finish (For Given Value of “Wow”)
Note: The title of this page should not be viewed as a deliberate insult but rather an homage to the great Guns N’ Roses song. Come on, there aren’t a lot of good pop-culture references with “civil war” in them. Cut me some slack.