Touring The Blogging Tories

Shorter Climbing Out Of The Dark:

Alleging something and saying something are two very different things, and this proves that the Globe and Mail is a dirty Commie rag.

Shorter Matthew Siscoe:

Since Al-Qaeda is Sunni and Saddam Hussein was Sunni, it therefore stands to reason that a small, disorganized and mostly loathed band of religious fanatics can achieve exactly the same result as a Western-backed secular strongman starting out from a position of centralized government power.

Shorter Halls of Macadamia:

There was a violent incident in the city yesterday, so this obviously disproves any “statistical evidence” of “dropping crime rates.”

Shorter Right on Course:

An Australian computer programmer with no expertise in climatology said there’s no such thing as global warming in a newspaper devoutly supporting denial of global warming theory, and this gives us cause to re-evaluate carbon taxation.

Shorter Celestial Junk:

A progressive is anybody I don’t like.

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