Shorter Climbing Out Of The Dark:
Alleging something and saying something are two very different things, and this proves that the Globe and Mail is a dirty Commie rag.
Shorter Matthew Siscoe:
Since Al-Qaeda is Sunni and Saddam Hussein was Sunni, it therefore stands to reason that a small, disorganized and mostly loathed band of religious fanatics can achieve exactly the same result as a Western-backed secular strongman starting out from a position of centralized government power.
Shorter Halls of Macadamia:
There was a violent incident in the city yesterday, so this obviously disproves any “statistical evidence” of “dropping crime rates.”
Shorter Right on Course:
An Australian computer programmer with no expertise in climatology said there’s no such thing as global warming in a newspaper devoutly supporting denial of global warming theory, and this gives us cause to re-evaluate carbon taxation.
Shorter Celestial Junk:
A progressive is anybody I don’t like.