“So, Justin, what would you like for Christmas this year?”
Hm…
…Sandman Mystery Theatre…
…The Golden Age Sandman’s alter ego, Wesley Dodds…
…and an actor to portray him…?
HOW ABOUT IT??
Bonus: I have done some hi-tech photo manipulation, just so you could see what it’d be like:
I tried to replace the ferret with some sort of gas gun, but I am not quite talented enough.
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That is weirdly perfect. And I bet he could play serious if he wanted to. Now, will the audience accept him as serious is another question.
Sandman Mystery Theatre.
Done in the style of Road to Perdition.
Nuff effin’ said.
I think they should write a part for the SandFerret.
Only if Hodgman works out for it.
He doesn’t need to be buff by any means, just in good shape.
Just accept that Hollywood will replace the gas gun with a Spice Weasel from Futurama and go with it.
Perhaps he could make people sneeze uncontrollably with the Spice Weasel rather than put them to sleep.
Sold.
Hodgman doesn’t work for me the way he does for some. Neither does Sandman Mystery Theatre. If they were on TV, I’d likely give it a shot.
A gas gun is a pretty inadequate replacement for a ferret. Haven’t you seen BEASTMASTER?
Justin Zyduck, you are Flapjacks, and I claim my five pounds.
Don’t I wish. I heard that dude went out with a lady urologist the other day!
Any QI fans out there – Hodgman’s on the show this week.
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