ACCEPTABLE WAYS TO REFER TO THE WRITER OF THIS HERE BLOG
“Christopher Bird”
“Chris Bird”
“Bird” (everybody does this, really, I’m cool with it)
“Mighty God-King”
“Mighty God King”
“Mightygodking”
“MGK”
“Love Muffin”
“Pretentious Loudmouthed Asshole”
UNACCEPTABLE WAYS
“Mighty Godking”
(Look, I know this is partially my fault because of the first top banner I had here, which made it unintentionally look like that was the name of the site. But that horrible banner is gone now and ne’er again will I repeat the mistake.)
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How about Mightygod King?
MY BRAIN ASPLODES AT YOU SIR
I love ‘Love Muffin’!
Awwwwww. Love muffin.
Hmmm. Most guys get a little creeped out when I call ’em Love Muffin, but hey, I’m game….
How about Mighty King Orbot
So, is Chris “it’s alright” acceptable? Or is that for Professor Mossman’s use only?
“It’s alright” is acceptable for anybody in a position to adversely affect your life in significant ways, Max, and for absolutely nobody else.
I know it’s a joke, but yours is far and away the least pretentious blog I have ever read.
I mean, seriously. “150% Oh Hell Yeah!”?
I’ll argue with the asshole part, too.
But not the loudmouth bit. Because I’m not sure I’ve ever heard your voice.
How about MIGHTYGO!
So, King Mighty God and Steve are out of the question then?
MightyChris Birdmuffin?
Now i look at the new banner and all i can see is Mighty Godking!
Hah, you’re just cracking on Kurtz again for calling you “The Mighty Godking”, not only getting it wrong, but adding a completely mysterious definite article to the mix.
Well, in fairness, adding a definite article makes me sound almost exactly like The Rock.
The People’s Mighty God King
How about “CB”? Then you could start a podcast and call it
CB Radiosomething stupid and obvious!(Here’s hoping that the strike tags make it through the comment processor!)
Sorry, but I plan to continue to refer to you in day to day conversation as “The Explosively Talented Christopher Bird.”
What about “chdb”, for those of us who are old fogies?