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The threat to the West has never been more clear. They could have made those wolf or bear noises anywhere. Your house. My house. Parliament was just on their short list. Who knows who could be next?

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@Zifnab

Worse, I’ve heard that islamic raidcals have access to state-of-1980s “cassette tape” technology. If they ever mastered control of this delivery system, they could deploy these noises remotely.

Inuit carvings, creme pies, animal noises… is there anything these monsters can’t turn into a weapon?

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We must devote more money to the development of superior wolf/bear imitation techniques and possibly even the explore possibility of mountain lion noises.

We cannot permit a spooky noise gap!

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A lot of the charges related to the arrests has been dropped already. I would assume that the crown had spent appropriate time interviewing and prepping this informant and consequently would have known this.

Why then, would the crown continue the charges on this individual?

It just doesn’t make sense. Even Jack McCoy would have had a twinge of conscience by now.

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Epic Fail.

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Joanna S. said on June 17th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

“‘He said the campers could have viewed wearing fatigues, playing paintball or pretending to be Muslim fighters in Chechnya as a game of cowboys and Indians or cops and robbers, he added.'”

I’m sorry…just how old are these “terrorists”? Sounds more like 7 than 17 (and older!). Next thing you know, they’d bring in the comfy chair.

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Brad: You mean they’ve UPgraded from eight-tracks? :O

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America must quickly counter with dinosaur and shark noises! No mercy for the terrorist bastards!

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The terrorists have been watching Colbert and discovered how dangerous bears are.

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I think Canada should eschew noise reproduction technology entirely. Not because I’m some weak-loined sissy who likes to press flowers and wears suspenders and a bra, but because deer are silent but deadly, even when outmatched in armament:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko

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