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4.3 meters! And it only took me 5 tries!

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How on EARTH are you supposed to get that to work?

That’s not a game, that’s just some giant geek faffing about with a physics engine.

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7.7 metres!

I got a negative number on one try.

Fuck this “game.”

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I managed to get to the hurdle by doing a little knee hop scoot thing.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6972/impossiblezd4.jpg

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Ahaha! There’s a long jump at 100 meters!

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4327/stillimpossibletk8.jpg

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57.8 meters! I got him to skid on one knee for the first fifty, then ride the fallen hurdle for a few more. Poor guy’s kneecaps must be worn down to a nub…

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I gave up after a .3 meter best. I’m proud to say I don’t have the time to waste on something THIS stupid.

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I gave it a try. My best was 0.3 meters or something (but then, I don’t have the patience or time now to try and figure out which thigh/calf is supposedly controlled by what and how it relates to the guy flailing epileptically on screen).
And Bitsy, the phrase “that’s just some giant geek faffing about with a physics engine” made me laugh way too hard.

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I gave up after making 9 meters and started trying to make him do back flips.

I actually got an extra meter doing that. =)

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Made it 2.4 meters. Oh, and 3.1 meters backwards, I crap you not.

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I wonder if there’s more hurdles or something if you go far enough backwards. Anybody try for -50?

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I may try for -50. Seems to be the path I’m headed down anyhow.

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After 15 minutes I did 15.1 mts. 0,06 km/hr. And most of it kneeled. Fckn game.

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There’s what looks like a wall if you go too far backwards. I’m not entirely sure about that, though, as I keep falling just before I reach it.

My record – 14.1 meters (and it only took me a couple dozen tries)

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mygif

Oh, how I wish I could record the action here. For just a couple of strides there I got him crazy low to the ground but still moving forward — looked a bit like Crumb’s “Keep on Trucking” motion.

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I made it negative .3 meters on my first try. It ended when he fell flat on his back.

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socraticsilence said on November 14th, 2008 at 2:05 am

I know there should be a reasonable pattern here I just can’t fiqure out the order in which to fire my muscles.

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mygif

8.2, after which I managed to make my dude hit his face so hard it would have exploded.

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49.5 meters, at which point I met the sadistic hurdles and just let the poor bastard collapse, instead of limping along on one knee like The World’s Most Determined To Propose Man.

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mygif

I guess you’ve never seen Asshole Super Mario World?

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