“REX decides to go a for a swim in shark infested waters to prove he is unbeatable under any conditions.”
Three problems with that theory, Mr Snake.
First, the assumption that Rex has any need whatsoever to prove himself to the world, given that he A) is already known to be Rex the Fucking Wonder Dog and B) Just Don’t Give A Shit.
Second, the assumption that any of those watching would imagine, even for a moment, that a bunch of sharks could beat Rex.
And third, the assumption that the sharks wouldn’t see Rex coming and get the hell out of that there water (Fun Fact: The reason Jaws appeared in the cold waters off Amity Beach is because Rex was using the warmer part of the ocean).
…it really makes one wonder what would happen if Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog found himself squaring off against….
Chuck Norris.
Rex “He Who Fucks Your Mother” the Wonderdog would outsmart Norris and kill him. After all, Chuck Norris writes for WorldNetDaily. Any drawing of a cartoon dog could outsmart him.
If Rex were not too awesome for this world we could just tell Chuck Norris that Rex ate Obama’s long-form birth certificate. The entire WND problem would be taken care of by the next day.
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It was funny without the caption.
REX decides to go a for a swim in shark infested waters to prove he is unbeatable under any conditions.
Spuds McKenzie: The After Years.
Cast that critter in Rex The Wonder Dog: The Movie!
“REX decides to go a for a swim in shark infested waters to prove he is unbeatable under any conditions.”
Three problems with that theory, Mr Snake.
First, the assumption that Rex has any need whatsoever to prove himself to the world, given that he A) is already known to be Rex the Fucking Wonder Dog and B) Just Don’t Give A Shit.
Second, the assumption that any of those watching would imagine, even for a moment, that a bunch of sharks could beat Rex.
And third, the assumption that the sharks wouldn’t see Rex coming and get the hell out of that there water (Fun Fact: The reason Jaws appeared in the cold waters off Amity Beach is because Rex was using the warmer part of the ocean).
…it really makes one wonder what would happen if Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog found himself squaring off against….
Chuck Norris.
One word: Norrisburgers.
I’m always in the mood for that song.
Eric B and Rakim are good for any situation.
Rex “He Who Fucks Your Mother” the Wonderdog would outsmart Norris and kill him. After all, Chuck Norris writes for WorldNetDaily. Any drawing of a cartoon dog could outsmart him.
If Rex were not too awesome for this world we could just tell Chuck Norris that Rex ate Obama’s long-form birth certificate. The entire WND problem would be taken care of by the next day.
“One word: Norrisburgers”
I think I prefer Chuck Wagon but that’s 2 words.