You are given a hundred million dollars and orders to remake The Seven Samurai (or, if you prefer, The Magnificent Seven) in the setting of your choice.
What is the setting, and who plays each of the following roles:
The Stoic Leader
The Right-Hand Man Who Gets All The Good Jokes
The Weapons Master
The Gung-Ho Kid Who Falls For The Pretty Girl
The Guy Who Claims He’s Only In It For The Money
The Wanted Man On The Downward Spiral
The Outsider (Who Identifies With The Villagers)
Explain your work.