I have a (very stupid) essay due in two and a half days. I did not need to discover this game.
STOP NOW. Clear your browser history and remove any bookmarks.
Oh, I could have warned you about that game. You need to treat that one like heroin. Just stay away from it, cold turkey, avoid avoid avoid.
Would I be a heartless bastard if I proceeded to link you to about 8 more variations on this game?
(Feel lucky I am not a heartless bastard)
Yeah, you should have been warned. So the next time you have a paper due, make sure you have the Independent Games Festival out of your system (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=91512). Also, avoid Deathworm – it’s the new Freecell.
I don’t know, that game never really got under my skin.
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari however…
Why did you do this to me? WHY?!? Arrrrrgh!
I’m going to have to kill someone for this. >.
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